while i was eating at corner bakery a guy came up to me and started flirting with me. he said "hello my name is (forgot)and i'm a fan of yours..." i kind of felt bad 'cause he caught me off guard with that comment so all i did was laugh at him and told him i'm seeing someone. it also made me feel kind of old 'cause i guess thats a new line or something. the guy was in his 20s he thought it was too. cracks me up! what new lines have you heard?

I had a girl at a burgerking drive threw say,
"Let's get Married."

I said "what?"

She said "oh nothing--I'm not myself right now--That'll be $7.50--whatcha doing tonight?"


Very wierd.
She couldn't have been more than 20.

thats crazy i never heard that one before either. i'm so out of the loop!

"how much is it worth to you for me to hoist you out of that pit?"

Anxiety said:

AsianBomb777 said:

you love your way and i'll love mine, dammit. putting the lotion in the basket is a healthy and natural part of...oh, i should shut up before i get the hose again.

Anxiety said:

I have a big camera!

I learn't that one off Byron.

althom said:

"Is that a zoom lens or are you just happy to see me?"

Been told that one a number of times...