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i'm a fan of yours..... while i was eating at corner bakery a guy came up to me and started flirting with me. he said "hello my name is (forgot)and i'm a fan of yours..." i kind of felt bad 'cause he caught me off guard with that comment so all i did was laugh at him and told him i'm seeing someone. it also made me feel kind of old 'cause i guess thats a new line or something. the guy was in his 20s he thought it was too. cracks me up! what new lines have you heard? | |
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I had a girl at a burgerking drive threw say,
"Let's get Married." I said "what?" She said "oh nothing--I'm not myself right now--That'll be $7.50--whatcha doing tonight?" Very wierd. She couldn't have been more than 20. | |
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thats crazy i never heard that one before either. i'm so out of the loop! | |
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"how much is it worth to you for me to hoist you out of that pit?"
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Anxiety said: "how much is it worth to you for me to hoist you out of that pit?"
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AsianBomb777 said: Anxiety said: "how much is it worth to you for me to hoist you out of that pit?"
you love your way and i'll love mine, dammit. putting the lotion in the basket is a healthy and natural part of...oh, i should shut up before i get the hose again. | |
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Anxiety said: AsianBomb777 said: you love your way and i'll love mine, dammit. putting the lotion in the basket is a healthy and natural part of...oh, i should shut up before i get the hose again. | |
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I have a big camera!
I learn't that one off Byron. | |
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althom said: I have a big camera!
I learn't that one off Byron. "Is that a zoom lens or are you just happy to see me?" Been told that one a number of times... | |
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