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What's long, green, and smells like pork? Kermit the Frog's finger.
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i was gonna answer "a thread created by dook".  | |
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yuck! 
bad kermit!!  | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: Kermit the Frog's finger.
I remember hearing that joke in the sixth grade from my friend Ryan Bluntchly, who had a copy of the infamous joke book "Truly Tasteless Jokes". I TOTALLY didn't get it at the time, but I TOLD it to my friends because I thought "Well, it's from 'Truly Tasteless Jokes' so it MUST be funny." Here's another one I remember from the same book: What's the difference between parsley and pussy? Answer: Parsley can't be eaten. [Edited 2/18/05 12:26pm] | |
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That's about as tasteful as:
How do you make an amputee run? -Push the skateboard. | |
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