to anyone who actually remembers or even cares, the girl ive been endlessly fantaciseing and dreaming since last september has now left the geography class.

i havnt seen her since she told me she got 3/25 in the geography exam. she failed. so did i, in the game of love. i will never get the chance to play with her juicy behind, feel her from within and make endless love to her all night long to the sound of prince.

i dont know whether it was the padi rice farming in india or the fact that i tried to seduce her, but shes now gone for good. i will never see that succulent ripe peach ever again.

icecool2k19 said:

There are plenty more ripe peaches in the....erm.... peach... growing... place...type thing

RocknRollisalive said:

orchard?

sinaplenty said:

..... I prefer peach... growing... place...type thing

RocknRollisalive said:

fair enough, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

sinaplenty said:

Brevity eh....?

.... I prefer: shortness of duration; especially shortness or conciseness of expression

icecool2k19 said:

Despite the fact that you are indeed a failure, you can always use that line when you come back as an international, jetsetting rock star in the next life.

RocknRollisalive said:

I prefer "brev", or "br" for short.

I misread the thread title as "the shaq is gone for good." I thank god it was incorrect, for Shaq has to live at least long enough to make a sequel to Kazaam.

HobbesLeCute said:

this is all true.

Christopher said:

I knew you would understand!

HobbesLeCute said:

well after my own try at the sequal... i could only hope for him to make it himself.

Christopher said:

But I'm sure your version was superb!

sinaplenty said:

You win...

HobbesLeCute said:

cody lambert and jessica simpson played the villians....so in a word YES!

Christopher said:

This movie would be a windmill kick to all the rabble that's been leaking it's way out to the mainstream. I think the world is ready for a REAL movie, and I think this might just be it.

Maybe you could use the scenes I filmed for MY version of Kazaam 2. I followed Tony M. into a Subway with a handycam, where he shouted "Who's gonna grant my wish for a SEAFOOD SUB?" Sadly, Kazaam did not appear from the soda fountain like we had hoped.

HobbesLeCute said:

lawl

well those scenes would work well with the scenes of tony trying out smart shaq at ninja death scrable.

Christopher said:

I like the scene where Tony is about to spell out Iggnant, but then Shaq blocks off the A Tony needed to spell Attaq.
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HobbesLeCute said:

lol and then tony was all "naw, i got it... "reed!" cause i just learned

Christopher said:

It was the first thing he wished for from Kazaam... The scene where Tony M. confesses his illiteracy will bring tears to the eyes of millions!

I heard that Cody Lambert's jealousy of Tony's reading ability is what turns him into a villan.

HobbesLeCute said:

exactly! jessica simpson also finds out she has illiteracy problems and asks kazaam for new lipstick to cure it. tony makes fun of her and cody starts lashing out.

The scene where he's cooling off in his van with Jessica is also a tour-de-force of emotions. The love they share is great indeed, but she will never compare to Dana in Cody's eyes. The van arbitrarily explodes as Cody laments his days as a kickboxer, and they are both quickly revived as anti-genies.

HobbesLeCute said:

this is gonna be the finest movie ever. i can only imagine the commentary on the DVD!

HobbesLeCute said:

ME TOO!. I was about have a heart attack. yeah and a Steel sequel too

icecool2k19 said: