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Forget Valentines Day, we have a new day!!! You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display
your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created. 
March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th! The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display
your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.
March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th! The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's. you know one of the first places that was shown, Brett? genesimmons.com  I kid you not! Gene loves the idea  | |
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I thought steak and BJ day was the 15th of every month  Ive been lied to damnit!  | |
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bkw said: You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display
your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.
March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th! The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's. only one day for blowjobs then? | |
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TheDuck said: only one day for blowjobs then? Hey, dont put a dampener on it! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: TheDuck said: only one day for blowjobs then? Hey, dont put a dampener on it! 
I'd give my man BJs everyday.  | |
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TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said: bkw said: Hey, dont put a dampener on it!
I'd give my man BJs everyday. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said:
I'd give my man BJs everyday.  Hi Brett. | |
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TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said: bkw said: Hi Brett.Hi Stymie  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Oh what a shame, I missed it!  | |
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bkw said: March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day".
Woooowwwwooooo!!!!! I'm REALLY going to love my birthday now!  | |
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althom said: bkw said: March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day".
Woooowwwwooooo!!!!! I'm REALLY going to love my birthday now!  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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althom said: bkw said: March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day".
Woooowwwwooooo!!!!! I'm REALLY going to love my birthday now!  I thought you said February | |
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charlottegelin said: althom said: Woooowwwwooooo!!!!! I'm REALLY going to love my birthday now! I thought you said FebruaryNice try! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: charlottegelin said: I thought you said FebruaryNice try! | |
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charlottegelin said: bkw said: Nice try! | |
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2the9s will just love this thread.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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this isnt EVERY friday ?  | |
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well, actually... since I gave HIM chocolates, flowers and a card on Monday, then actually it would be my turn on March 14  | |
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bkw said: 2the9s will just love this thread. Where the hell is he anyway? | |
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Mach said: this isnt EVERY friday ?
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TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said: bkw said: 2the9s will just love this thread. Where the hell is he anyway? I not sure. Probably banned 
All I know is he just loves it when I post these "classy" threads.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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althom said: Mach said: this isnt EVERY friday ?
lucky mr.mach! | |
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althom said: Mach said: this isnt EVERY friday ?
well isnt it ? | |
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charlottegelin said: althom said: lucky mr.mach! 
will i get paid back ?
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Mach said: althom said: well isnt it ? When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: Mach said: well isnt it ? every friday... right ? and sometimes on tuesday ? | |
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fridays is fish and chips night | |
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Mach said: bkw said: every friday... right ? and sometimes on tuesday ?Will you please write to my wife and fill her in on the rules. Please! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: Mach said: every friday... right ? and sometimes on tuesday ?Will you please write to my wife and fill her in on the rules. Please! i can only do that if she is a member of "the hot dog for breakfast club" | |
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