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Have you ever farted during sex? Or in a public place where everyone could hear you?
Did you say excuse me? Reality used to be a Friend of Mine. | |
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Have you? | |
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~I can't take anymore from you... why me... why? | |
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CarrieLee said: Have you?
No. I don't think so... Reality used to be a Friend of Mine. | |
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Freespirit said:
~I can't take anymore from you... why me... why?  [Edited 2/16/05 12:32pm] Reality used to be a Friend of Mine. | |
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I let one rip during a sold out showing of "The Spy Who Shagged Me." I probably could have been anonymous if a-certain-someone hadn't gasped loudly and stared right at me.  | |
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Never. For me, all such functions become extinct during rompus erectus. | |
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No joke - I farted in the plane on my way back to Vegas last weekend and it was a silent one...BUT, it smelled HORRIBLE! My roommies and I were trying so hard not to laugh because we could see the girl behind me pulling her shirt over her face! She kept whispering to her friend "Oh my God! It smells so bad" and "I can't even breathe!"....I was almost crying it was so funny.
btw: I'm 26 years old and yes, I'm a moron. | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: No joke - I farted in the plane on my way back to Vegas last weekend and it was a silent one...BUT, it smelled HORRIBLE! My roommies and I were trying so hard not to laugh because we could see the girl behind me pulling her shirt over her face! She kept whispering to her friend "Oh my God! It smells so bad" and "I can't even breathe!"....I was almost crying it was so funny.
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One time a guy at my work farted so loud that the people surrounding him thought a bunch of books fell off the shelf 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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“After dinner last week she invites me to her apartment...Well, it’s this little place with this little bathroom...and it’s, like, right there, you know? It’s not even...down the hall a little or off in an alcove, you understand?...There’s no...buffer zone.”
“Ohhh...” “So.....we start to fool around....and it’s the first time, it’s early in the going...and, um...I begin to perceive this impending....intestinal requirement....whos needs are going to surpass, by great lengths...anything in the sexual realm..” “Oh my..” “So I know I’m going to have to stop...and as this is happening, I’m thinking even if I can somehow manage....to momentarily....um....extricate myself from the proceedings...and relieve this unstoppable force...I know that that bathroom is not gonna provide me, with the privacy I know I’m going to need...” “This could only happen to you...” “So.....I finally stop, and say: ’Tatiana...I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, but...I think it would be best if I left.” “...You said this to her....”after”...” “No.....”during”..” “...Oh, boy.” “Yeah..” “Wow....So??” “So, I’m dressing...and she’s staring up at me...struggling to compute this unprecedented turn of events...I don’t know what to say to her, to reassure this woman. And worst of all I don’t have the time to say it!...The only excuse she might possibly have accepted is if I told her I am, in reality, Batman, and I’m very sorry but I just saw the Bat Signal..” | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: No joke - I farted in the plane on my way back to Vegas last weekend and it was a silent one...BUT, it smelled HORRIBLE! My roommies and I were trying so hard not to laugh because we could see the girl behind me pulling her shirt over her face! She kept whispering to her friend "Oh my God! It smells so bad" and "I can't even breathe!"....I was almost crying it was so funny.
btw: I'm 26 years old and yes, I'm a moron.  | |
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Byron said: “After dinner last week she invites me to her apartment...Well, it’s this little place with this little bathroom...and it’s, like, right there, you know? It’s not even...down the hall a little or off in an alcove, you understand?...There’s no...buffer zone.”
“Ohhh...” “So.....we start to fool around....and it’s the first time, it’s early in the going...and, um...I begin to perceive this impending....intestinal requirement....whos needs are going to surpass, by great lengths...anything in the sexual realm..” “Oh my..” “So I know I’m going to have to stop...and as this is happening, I’m thinking even if I can somehow manage....to momentarily....um....extricate myself from the proceedings...and relieve this unstoppable force...I know that that bathroom is not gonna provide me, with the privacy I know I’m going to need...” “This could only happen to you...” “So.....I finally stop, and say: ’Tatiana...I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, but...I think it would be best if I left.” “...You said this to her....”after”...” “No.....”during”..” “...Oh, boy.” “Yeah..” “Wow....So??” “So, I’m dressing...and she’s staring up at me...struggling to compute this unprecedented turn of events...I don’t know what to say to her, to reassure this woman. And worst of all I don’t have the time to say it!...The only excuse she might possibly have accepted is if I told her I am, in reality, Batman, and I’m very sorry but I just saw the Bat Signal..” 
did you make this up ? [Edited 2/16/05 14:51pm] | |
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Mach said:
did you make this up ? [Edited 2/16/05 14:51pm] Seinfeld...lol  | |
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Byron said: Mach said:
did you make this up ? [Edited 2/16/05 14:51pm] Seinfeld...lol SHEW !!!!!
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Yes.....
Once about 5yrs ago w/my current bf. He was new back then....and I was on top. I think it was so powerful i dried the sweat from underneath his b*lls. | |
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Farting is a very important part of foreplay.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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 [Edited 2/16/05 15:34pm] If you have to ask, it's more than worth it. | |
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DrBigFun said: Or in a public place where everyone could hear you?
Did you say excuse me?  i never acknowledge my fluffers in public!
(btw, don't feed me peanuts)  She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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define farted.. Amazes me when someone being dogged by the masses wants to dog someone else. It's as if they will feel better if they are at least "better than" that person. We all the same stop with the greater than, less than mentality. - TheC | |
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