ReturnOfDOOK said:

BCorgman said:

is your penis kind of a purply tan?

"Very small" compared to your "Big American penis" (please tell me you've seen this South Park episode!!!)

BCorgman said:

ReturnOfDOOK said:

BCorgman said:

exactly.

are you asian too? a str8 friend of mine showed me his penis once, and he was asian and it was like... eggplant. he told me many asian men's penises are that color. i had dated a vietnamese guy, but his wasn't purple.

Anxy is 100% Asian. Korean to be specific.

BCorgman said:

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Anxy is 100% Asian. Korean to be specific.

i had no idea. i am so clueless when it comes to that. i have a black friend who i went almost a year before i realized she was black. she couldn't understand how i thought she was probably italian

ReturnOfDOOK said:

ReturnOfDOOK said:

BCorgman said:

ReturnOfDOOK said:

You can't tell Anxy is Korean? His thick Korean accent gives it away.

you're lying to me aren't you?
he's not asian at all, and you're just jerking my chain

and just in case you're not kidding, i've never heard him talk
[Edited 2/14/05 21:19pm]

ReturnOfDOOK said:

BCorgman said:

you're lying to me aren't you?
he's not asian at all, and you're just jerking my chain

and just in case you're not kidding, i've never heard him talk
[Edited 2/14/05 21:19pm]

BCorgman said:

ReturnOfDOOK said:

You can't tell Anxy is Korean? His thick Korean accent gives it away.

you're lying to me aren't you?
he's not asian at all, and you're just jerking my chain

and just in case you're not kidding, i've never heard him talk
[Edited 2/14/05 21:19pm]

ReturnOfDOOK said:

BCorgman said:

you're lying to me aren't you?
he's not asian at all, and you're just jerking my chain

and just in case you're not kidding, i've never heard him talk
[Edited 2/14/05 21:19pm]

Okay. He's not Asian.

BCorgman said:

ReturnOfDOOK said:

i don't want to say it for fear i will offend someone, but he doesn't look at all korean. he looks british or castiallian spanish

but then, witness all the millions of times i have been completely wrong

BCorgman said:

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Okay. He's not Asian.

DAMN IT!!!

i just asked him in another thread.



this is why you can't do stuff like that to me, i am incredibly trusting and naive

ReturnOfDOOK said:

BCorgman said:

i don't want to say it for fear i will offend someone, but he doesn't look at all korean. he looks british or castiallian spanish

but then, witness all the millions of times i have been completely wrong

He looks like an angel sent down from heaven if you ask me. I would love to just sit and bask in his greatness.

BCorgman said:

ReturnOfDOOK said:

He looks like an angel sent down from heaven if you ask me. I would love to just sit and bask in his greatness.

i would love to put a knife in his greatness... i need to find a blade small enough to take on the plane to chicago for the invasion

BCorgman said:

ReturnOfDOOK said:

He looks like an angel sent down from heaven if you ask me. I would love to just sit and bask in his greatness.

i would love to put a knife in his greatness... i need to find a blade small enough to take on the plane to chicago for the invasion

ReturnOfDOOK said:

BCorgman said:

i would love to put a knife in his greatness... i need to find a blade small enough to take on the plane to chicago for the invasion

(btw: don't go for his heart - it won't work - it's made of gold!)

Anxiety said:

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Anxiety said:

you're creeping me out!

Anxiety said:

ReturnOfDOOK said:

(btw: don't go for his heart - it won't work - it's made of gold!)

awww, heck.

and YOU have a heart of kim-chi! and you're right - i love the stuff - so i would very much like to eat your heart! i mean that in the sweet way, of course.

Anxiety said:

ReturnOfDOOK said:

well, he is!

cborgman said:

Anxiety said:

well, he is!

you know i am kidding, right?