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Thread started 02/11/05 12:10am

paisleypark4

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Tribute: HANS MOLEMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Facts about Hans Moleman

Hans is a very important character of the very succesful TV-ShowTHE SIMPSONS

Hans has a drinking problem which makes him look like he's 105 instead of his real age 31.


Hans in total has died 8 times.


It seems that Hans Moleman has different skin colour evrey episode and as homer says he looks like a giant peanut

His name: Hans Moleman or Ralph Mellish as seen on his divers license.

Ocupation: truck driver

Height: 5'5

Weight: 129lbs

Place of Residence: Springfield Retirement Home and he's only 31 !!!!!

Jobs Held/Curent Job: Hans Moleman has held nearly as many (if not more) jobs than anyone in Springfield:

He had a job transporting Edgar Allen Poe's House
He was a representive of Solar Energy power at the National Energy Convention
He tought a class on how to eat a orange
He transported truck fulls of Sugar
He was a janitor at the Nuclear Power Plant
He sold Hotdogs
He worked in a jail
He worked at a post office

His current job is a truck driver again

Likes/Dislikes: He likes to eat oranges and loved the movie "Too many Grandma's (Staring: Bo Derek)

He alsolikes hockey games, but only if somebody spills blood. He doesn't like the Mafia as they trashed his hotdog stand.

He also doesn't like Homer very much because he almost killed him a couple of times even though
Homer wanted to make him part of the family.

Friends: No friends, poor Hans.

Other less known Info: He has cataracts and is blind.

His Dream: To suceed at life for once and not be a total failure.

He claims that drinking has ruined his life.
[Edited 2/11/05 0:11am]
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Reply #1 posted 02/11/05 1:02am

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He's the best nod
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Reply #2 posted 02/11/05 3:27am

MrSquiggle

This thread took four minutes of my life and I want them back! hmph!




















































...oh, I'd only waste 'em anyway sad
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Reply #3 posted 02/11/05 7:50am

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PANDURITO said:

He's the best nod
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