....with a big grin on his face.


"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.

"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know I live
by the railway. Well on my way home last night I noticed a
young woman tied to the tracks, like in the films. I, of
course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place.
Anyway to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made
love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on
top, sometimes her on top!"

"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky sonofabitch.
Was she pretty?"

"Dunno... never found the head!"

Ewww