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Three Things The rules are fairly simple
Name three things you can buy at store that would freak the cashier. The object is to 'freak' the cashier.. and maybe gross out your friends. Now, certain items are out, because they are just too easy: Condoms are out, because almost anything is funny with condoms. Sex lube is out, same reasons... here is how it is played: each person lists three items. and you can have multiple lists of three items. here are examples as listed by a certain friend of mine: 1) Bandages 2) Razor Blades 3) Book on Depression Just saw this and wondered what you lot could make of it  |
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bananas
sanitary napkins 
ketchup | |
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Chocolat syrup
whipped cream Hand cuffs  | |
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summer sausage
body oil extra strength advil One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
love is a gift 
an artist with no fans is really just a man with a hobby.... | |
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a knife
a suitcase and a "how to make your wife disappear" book | |
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Heavenly said: Chocolat syrup
whipped cream Hand cuffs is that for me?  |
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gasoline can
rope shovel | |
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diapers
beer cigarettes | |
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plastic surgery for dummies book
a knife sewing kit |
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a book on peanut alergy
a bag of peanuts a condolence card |
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funnel
drano breath mints | |
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lollyp0p said: Heavenly said: Chocolat syrup
whipped cream Hand cuffs is that for me? Only for you. But not only through valentine | |
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 Good thread
What a shame I am such a dumbass and can't think of anything  | |
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Heavenly said: a knife
a suitcase and a "how to make your wife disappear" book RUN LUV4U/LOLLY..... RUN !!!!! [Edited 2/10/05 9:14am] One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
love is a gift
an artist with no fans is really just a man with a hobby.... | |
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candles
matches stain remover | |
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RocknRollisalive said: Good thread
What a shame I am such a dumbass and can't think of anything
how about you go to a shop and buy..... a dress size 16 thong book called makeup for beginers now that would freak the poor girl out |
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lollyp0p said: RocknRollisalive said: Good thread
What a shame I am such a dumbass and can't think of anything
how about you go to a shop and buy..... a dress size 16 thong book called makeup for beginers now that would freak the poor girl out pantyhose dotn forget the pantyhose | |
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matches
petrol a guide to making petrol bombs |
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nakedpianoplayer said: Heavenly said: a knife
a suitcase and a "how to make your wife disappear" book RUN LUV4U/LOLLY..... RUN !!!!!
It says "WIFE" 
Those are my valentines not wives....yet | |
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ella731 said: lollyp0p said:
how about you go to a shop and buy..... a dress size 16 thong book called makeup for beginers now that would freak the poor girl out pantyhose dotn forget the pantyhose  that would just be TOO much | |
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lollyp0procks said: ella731 said: pantyhose dotn forget the pantyhose that would just be TOO muchhome waxing kit? | |
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Vaseline
handcuffs Children's Tylenol drowsy Smooches;) | |
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Large Saveloy
Cling film (saranwrap) Butter Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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razor blades
bandadges and a "circumcision for dummies" book | |
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Heavenly said: razor blades
bandadges and a "circumcision for dummies" book now that would just make me giggle | |
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A burlap sack
A bat Catnip Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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A pacifier
Baby Powder Depends Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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Icy Hot
Superglue and a strap on dildo Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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A ski mask
A flashlight A Valentine's Day card | |
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A cowbell
A toy robot A hammer  Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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