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Top Ten Ways McDonald's Is Now More Health Conscious (drumroll..)
10) Ronald McDonald no longer allowed to spend nights sleeping in salad bar. 9) Happy Meals no longer include a pack of Marlboro's. 8) Decorative bowls of Mercury removed from tables. 7) When out of Shamrock Shakes, will no longer substitute mop water. 6) From now on, counter person will ask "Would you like the name of a good heart specialist with that?" 5) Discontinuing "Find A Rusty Nail In Your Big Mac" promotional game. 4) New combination salad dressing/sunblock. 3) Employees must wash hands after peeking thru air vent into ladies room. 2) Wet, hacking cough no longer a requirement for employment. 1) "Deep Fried Dough and a Whack With A Hammer" taken off dollar menu. | |
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7) When out of Shamrock Shakes, will no longer substitute mop water .
AWW MAN!   ...come on Alfred... pack ya shit...  | |
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Slackers. | |
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whats McDonalds ?
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I'm just glad to see that the lead paint chips are still going to be available with my value meal! 
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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JediMaster said: I'm just glad to see that the lead paint chips are still going to be available with my value meal!
 That's supposed to be a corporate secret! | |
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MrJoker said: JediMaster said: I'm just glad to see that the lead paint chips are still going to be available with my value meal!
That's supposed to be a corporate secret!"Stunned Mouse in a Dixie Cup" was the runner up...  | |
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I don't like Mc D's. The counter and window servers just hand you the food. Most if not all the time the food order is wrong or they always forget to put the right amount of straws and totally forget the ketchup. And say they cannot give you a little baggy anymore to keep the sauces in instead of juggling them. Customer service sucks.
Sorry, had to rant 
Now I feel somewhat better. 
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moderatorluv4u said: I don't like Mc D's. The counter and window servers just hand you the food. Most if not all the time the food order is wrong or they always forget to put the right amount of straws and totally forget the ketchup. And say they cannot give you a little baggy anymore to keep the sauces in instead of juggling them. Customer service sucks.
Sorry, had to rant
Now I feel somewhat better. maybe they spotted ur mustache  | |
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thesexofit said: maybe they spotted ur mustache :bitchslap:
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luv4u said: thesexofit said: maybe they spotted ur mustache :bitchslap:  GO Luv !!  | |
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