Anxiety said:

well, what the crap else was i supposed to call yall?

Satan said:

you're like Paris Hilton but with more complacency.

TwinkleBitch said:

bad whore... where's my rolled-up vanity fair?

Satan said:

Does Satan need a spanking. Or is it Anxy's turn this time.

TwinkleBitch said:

both, i think

Satan said:

i better get an extra whore snack.

TwinkleBitch said:

"whore snack"

my *ahem* darling kitty Echo likes to jump up on my computer desk, right in front of me, turn around and fart right in my face. and it's like he does it in one fluid motion so I can't react quick enough to stop him.

TwinkleBitch said:

of course, you deserve it

tackam said:

halllo....how ahhhhh yeh....

OK you guys... I jump away from the last scary thread into one about PETS... you know fluffy bunnies and all that...surely safe I naively thought.

You are all very very bad bad puppies!!

Green said:

Is this about pets? Oh yes yes yes. what did I say I didn't like? oh right when he pees on the floor. So I was on topic. I have no idea how it got out of hand.

and the other thread you mention co-

my cat does three things that sorta annoy me:

1) sometimes when i'm walkin around the house and he's in a playful mood, he'll chase after me and swat one of my legs with a paw...claws and all. in fact he got me pretty good on my left foot this morning.

2) for some unknown reason, hohner likes to 'whip' his tail against things. i have a murphy bed that has this metal space underneath it that he likes to crawl/hide in, and at night he'll walk under the bed and beat his tail against the metal wall. i hate that shit.

3) hohner loves shoelaces. i can't tie/untie my shoes without havin to shoo 'im away--he already snuck a chew on one pair of my chucks. sneekie shit.

My kitty has a horrible habit of jumping on my lap when I'm at my desk. It wouldn't be so bad, but her claws are a bit too long and she's not as young as she used to be so usually ends up clawing her way up. I have scratches ALL OVER my legs. But I love her. So I forgive.

CarrieMpls said:

My boy cat does that too! But, I usually get scratched when he jumps down...he uses his back claws for leverage because he's a rude ass and doesn't care! My girl cat is a sweetheart and never does that because I think she realizes it would hurt

Satan said:

eye haven't gotten my killer paisley C Nelson fixed yet..... he's 5! LOL

he pees everywhere.....

Thank God someone brought this topic up just when I needed it!!!


My cat, for some reason, occasionally tries to wake me up by peeing on me

IN MY BED!!!!!

It's so fucking disgusting. Anyone have any advice? I don't want to keep having to buy new bedding.

Camille is a big lazy kitty and she'll just be in your way while you are doing things like walking around the house. And each time you go by her you get a slight "rrreaaa" and if you go past her too often she will swipe at you. She's a really friendly cat though otherwise...just that.

Natasha meows and wakes us up in the morning. If she even things you are stirring. Jumps on the bed and "Meow". And after you feed and water her and give her wet food she still bothers you. She used to be a tub licker, but I got a special watering thingy and she no longer does.

tackam said:

He was in the process of eating it, so I knew it hadn't tangled in his intestines yet. I know what I'm doing

gemini13 said:

I'm guessing it's a he... in that case, is he neutered? Tackam knows this better than I do but if he's not neutered do it. If he already is, I think a behaviourist is in order. Good luck, cos that shit's REALLY nasty. Otherwise, get a cage and lock him in it when you sleep, for a few days and then see what happens.

Teacher said:

I know you know. It was directed at the people who don't.

gemini13 said:

My cat started peeing on my bed when I brought a new kitten home. Have you done anything obnoxious like that recently?

I'd suggest a waterproof mattress pad pronto. Beyond that, if it's only occasionally, I have no idea, other than locking them out of the bedroom.

tackam said:

The birma I had moved to my place for exactly that reason; he started peeing in Jen's bed when she moved in with her bf and his two dobies... Figaro decided it was all a bit much and started peeing away in the bed...moved to my house and never did it again Rest In Peace Figaro

TwinkleBitch said:

I know about when they just THINK you're moving, well actually of course they can prolly hear the diff in breathing and stuff so they KNOW... my dog's like that when she's hungry (always), she'll sit an inch from my face when I wake up

Take a shit in my mouth while I'm sleeping!

my kittie Louie eats too fast & throws up...everywhere
my kittie Clyde knocks over anything w/ liquid in it....I have to set beverages in my hanging basket...or find a cup holder that suspends from the ceiling

CalhounSq said:

That's fantastic!


(what did it taste like????!!???!! )

Taureau said:

chicken

CalhounSq said:

You ARE kidding, right?