Uzie: She'll jump up on the bed and let out a huge fart :corkinthebutt:



Mim: He eats cotton string given the opportunity, when I used to take part in LARP's I had the strings for tying my dresses and skirts with, yards and yards of it... once I caught him doing it and had to literally pull like a yard and a half out of him



Mini-Man: He's still un-neutered, so he pees here and there Like in my bag for work, or my dogsitter's left shoe. the and next payday his balls go BYE fucking BYE!

Applekisses' cat Iggy is a little creep who bites and claws everything that moves...including his sister Jinx.

Still...I love that lil' bastard to death.

Case said:

I love him too...the jerk...I've got the scars on my legs to prove it!

My Beagle will try as hard as she can to trip you if she sees you walking by with a plate of food.

CanvasBeauty said:

My parents' one cat used to do that only to my mother if she wasn't quick enough to feed him in the morning I am too dominant to have that trouble with my cats, I have bigger paws

Tom said:

FOOD!

Teacher said:

He does it to his sister if he's bored...and he does it to me if he's not getting enough attention.

irresistibleb1tch said:

IB's toes

Mini-Man used to do it when he was little, until he'd had one too many kick in the face... wonder why he's a bit slow? j/k!!

CanvasBeauty said:

Ahhh, the "I'm-bored-so-I'll-torture-you" card.

Uzie will push my mouse hand off the desk when she's bored.

Org Pet Public Servce Announcement: NEVER EVER PULL STRING OUT OF YOUR CAT!!!! If your cat has eaten string and it has tangled in their intestines already, trying to pull it out can kill them. A vet should take an xray first. At the very least, if you INSIST on taking the risk, if you feel resistance, stop pulling!
This has been an Org Pet Public Servce Announcement.


Ok, so anyway, my stupid cat urinates in her litterbox like a good girl, but defecates on the bathroom floor most of the time. For years she was doing this in a hidden corner of my parents huge basement and we didn't realize it, so she got into this bad habit. . . and now I have to pick up poop from the floor most days (yes I've tried different litters, yes I've tried confinement, yes I've talked with a behaviorist). It's very annoying, especially when we have guests. But I love her, so I put up with it. At least she goes on the linoleum, rather than on the living room rug or something.

tackam said:

Man...I'm lucky! I think I'd rather put up with the biting!

Tom said:

See, that's a PERFECT example of why I can't stand Beagles. They're smart, but not in a good, helpful sort of way.

CanvasBeauty said:

Me too!

Thet are not my pets but.....The owners of the company that I work for brings in their 2 HUGE german shepard dogs. They sniff,and drool all over everyone. The female dog has drooled on me numberous time, and has ruined more than a few blouses. I guess she can smell my dog on me. A few minutes ago one of the dogs took a huge shit upstairs, which has made the WHOLE office stink..... AND none of use have the balls to complain. The receptionist is scared to death of dogs. One of ther people in customer service was bit by a german shepard when she was 8. So she is a bit uncomfortable, and Im kinda teed cause I have had to throw out a few pieces of my fav clothing.....

mine posts on the org.

We had a giant schnauzer. It spunked on the sofa once
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Anxiety said:

what's your master's screen name?

I hate it when cborgman goes on the rug..very annoying.

Satan said:

STOP! or it's back to the kennels with you!

superspaceboy said:

well, maybe if you would let me outside once in a while

Anxiety said:

daddy bob won't let you do that to me.

Satan said:

Yes only I get to whip him...except on Sundays...because he is Satan after all.

He's my whipping bitch. My whore boy. My dung slave.

TwinkleBitch said:

youre getting me hot.

Satan said:

you're making me itch.

TwinkleBitch said:

you're just like a pill

Satan said:

you're like a puffy sore.

"daddy bob"?

Anxiety said:

don't ask me.

TwinkleBitch said:

you're like britney spears... with less talent