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The official ask Althom thread? Go ahead ask away all of the little nagging questions that burn to be asked.
I'll Start.. Althom, is that smell you? oh and... Althom, may I saw your legs in half so you can be my midget robot that does stripteases with a metal pole lubed with WD-40? It'd be a nifty addition to my new home. (there I go asking him to take off his clothes again) Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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superspaceboy said: Althom, may I saw your legs in half so you can be my midget robot that does stripteases with a metal pole lubed with WD-40? It'd be a nifty addition to my new home. (there I go asking him to take off his clothes again) i almost shot coffee through my nose laughing and drinking at the same time while reading that Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Althom, why do you ask questions and then log off? It's very annoying! Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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Althom, may I pelt you with rotten tomatoes and soggy used diapers? And would you be terribly upset if you said no and I did it anyway?
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superspaceboy said: Althom, why do you ask questions and then log off? It's very annoying!
Yeah, and it is really annoying when you org pop or orgnote the robot. 
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moderatorSo, NO ONE has anything to ask Althom?  I am so disappointed in all of you.Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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superspaceboy said: So, NO ONE has anything to ask Althom?
I am so disappointed in all of you.i asked, dammit. and these diapers aren't getting any younger, let me tell ya.  | |
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Why does everyone always pick on Althom?? 
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Althom you are a completely useless trickle of bum yogart! Do U agree?
And did U miss me while I was away for many months?
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Dear Althom
Last night I dreamt I went to Manderlay again. Where the hell is Manderlay?  | |
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Althom is Tuesday the day you change your fluids? Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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Dearest Althom...
Do bricks hurt you when you get hit with them? Or is your outer body prosterier immune to heavy brick throwing? Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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SexLovely said: Althom you are a completely useless trickle of bum yogart! Do U agree?
And did U miss me while I was away for many months?
I did!  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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you know what, never mind me pelting you with all that nasty stuff i mentioned earlier.
can i have your home address so i can fed-ex overnight you the used soggy diapers and you can pelt yourself with them? i'm too tired, too lazy. you understand. | |
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Anxiety said: you know what, never mind me pelting you with all that nasty stuff i mentioned earlier.
can i have your home address so i can fed-ex overnight you the used soggy diapers and you can pelt yourself with them? i'm too tired, too lazy. you understand. I'd be carefull...he might be into that and take it as a love offering. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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superspaceboy said: Anxiety said: you know what, never mind me pelting you with all that nasty stuff i mentioned earlier.
can i have your home address so i can fed-ex overnight you the used soggy diapers and you can pelt yourself with them? i'm too tired, too lazy. you understand. I'd be carefull...he might be into that and take it as a love offering. even when he finds the agitated scorpion, rusty bear-claw trap, nest of hornets and spring-action punching glove i intend on including in the package? i guess you have a point - he'll know i put a lot of thought into it.  | |
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Anxiety said: superspaceboy said: I'd be carefull...he might be into that and take it as a love offering. even when he finds the agitated scorpion, rusty bear-claw trap, nest of hornets and spring-action punching glove i intend on including in the package? i guess you have a point - he'll know i put a lot of thought into it. Yeah...that's almost like an Anxy Love Box there.  It could easily be taken the wrong way.Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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Althom..you there dear? We have earth shattering questions that need addressing  | |
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Is this what happens when I'm away?  | |
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Does your oil taste like cum or your cum taste like oil?  The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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althom said:
Is this what happens when I'm away? Well you asked what we do...and this is it. You have some very important questions to answer...so hop to it! | |
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DexMSR said: Does your oil taste like cum or your cum taste like oil?
damn...goes for the jugular! | |
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I have a question. How is it that you got lucky enough to have Applekisses as your valentine?
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MrJoker said: I have a question. How is it that you got lucky enough to have Applekisses as your valentine?
She drew the short straw!  | |
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superspaceboy said: Go ahead ask away all of the little nagging questions that burn to be asked.
I'll Start.. Althom, is that smell you? oh and... Althom, may I saw your legs in half so you can be my midget robot that does stripteases with a metal pole lubed with WD-40? It'd be a nifty addition to my new home. (there I go asking him to take off his clothes again) No and no!!! | |
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superspaceboy said: Althom, why do you ask questions and then log off? It's very annoying!
Cause I can woman! | |
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Anxiety said: Althom, may I pelt you with rotten tomatoes and soggy used diapers? And would you be terribly upset if you said no and I did it anyway?
No and yes! | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Why did you laugh when I revealed I couldn't get a Valentine's date, not even when I have a boyfriend!?
Cause it's funny!
He...he! You make me laugh with your no date!  | |
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