This is pure evil!!! But it'z hilarious, and just in time for Valentine'z Day!!!



1. FINE- This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. FIVE MINUTES- If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only 5 minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. NOTHING- This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

4. GO AHEAD- This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

5. LOUD SIGH- This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

6. THAT'S OKAY- This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. THANKS- A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.




It Would Help IF included all Seven- edit.
[Edited 2/8/05 21:43pm]

Like i said pure evilz!!!


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tee hee hee

Too true

Yep, that about covers it