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Thief caught, dropped his false teeth at the crime scene This is absolutely true, happened here recently:
A 43 year old man was arrested and held without bail Friday after confessing to a burglary in a hospital. The DA felt reasonably sure as he pleaded his case, because the perpetrator had dropped his false teeth in the hospital cafeteria while burglarising the place. The false teeth were ingraved with the man's social security number so there wasn't much debate. The man didn't bother pleading innocent. | |
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damn ... that bites | |
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Mach said: damn ... that bites I wonder if the teeth are evidence now, or if he can use them? | |
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Exhibit A: One pair of teeth engraved with the culprit's social security number.
How do you plead no teeth man? er..not gilthy.. | |
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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tis funny
silly old bastard. Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
KrystleEyes 22/03/05 | |
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Lleena said: Exhibit A: One pair of teeth engraved with the culprit's social security number.
How do you plead no teeth man? er..not gilthy.. | |
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Y'all are too funny!
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