16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...


1. It's an incentive to show up.

2. It leads to more honest communications.

3. It reduces complaints about low pay.

4. Employees tell management what they think,not what they
want to hear.

5. It encourages car pooling.

6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job,
you don't care.

7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come
to work.

8. It makes fellow employees look better.

9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are
wasted.

11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to
relax at the bar.

13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.

14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their
lunch break.

15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.

16. Sitting "Bare ass" on the copy machine will no longer be
seen as gross

U know I bowl better when im drinking alcohol...as soon as ive sobered up, im back to being all unco


Unco edit
[Edited 2/5/05 4:30am]

I work in a recording studio. Alcohol and drugs are a must for every musician

Alcohol is allowed in my work place. In fact, it's compulsory.

One of the guitar players that used to record with us regularly, had a condition of having 12 beers a day while he's in the studio. and he'd never share.

Maybe we should make a rule that everyone must drink before posting.

It should make for some quite interesting posts.

trailertrash said:

unfortunately, most of us do

I thought everyone *did* drink before they posted here?

Nikster said:

I guess I'll install a wet bar under my desk.

Fauxie said:

Whats the name of the bar?

trailertrash said:

what do those of us that dont drink do then ?

you mean i cant post ?

Mach said:

there, there Mach...

You can always post, the uninteresting folks need the drinks.

Not us bright and witty chicks.
[Edited 2/5/05 17:05pm]

Stax said:

My house.

Fauxie said:

I kept telling him that, but the Tuk-Tuk driver didn't know where it was.

Stax said:

Heavenly said:

Same here. I loved when I first started out as an intern and didn't get paid but got trashed for free every night. Pretty much the same now except now I get paid.

I also bartend and the wine bottles seem to magically disappear by the time my shift is over . . . I love the way my life turned out sometimes.