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I'm not Bitter and Twisted but.......... www.ihatemen.com and yes that is a real link not my usual .....
www.i'manidiot.com link although if that was real that would surely be about men too * If A man speaks in a forest, and there’s no woman around to hear him, is he still WRONG?? Nefertatah 11/02/04 * My boyfreind bought me a mood ring the other day. When I’m in a good mood, it turns orange. When im in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Vanessa F 11/02/04 * Men–tal Anxiety. . . Men–opause. . . Men–stral pain. . . Men–tal Breakdown. . . Guy–nocologist. . . His–terectomy. . . Ever notice that all women’s problems start with MEN? Tigress , Australia 11/02/04 * If they can put one man on the moon, why can’t they put them all? we can pray for this one to come true surely | |
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If men could menstruate ... clearly, menstruation would become an enviable, boast-worthy, masculine event: Men would brag about how long and how much.... Sanitary supplies would be federally funded and free. Of course, some men would still pay for the prestige of such commercial brands as Paul Newman Tampons, Muhammed Ali’s Rope-a-Dope Pads, John Wayne Maxi Pads, and Joe Namath Jock Shields —”For Those Light Bachelor Days.” -- Gloria Steinem
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* Sometimes we wonder where men learn to be so selfish. A substitute teacher reports recently she was teaching math to some second graders. She said to one boy, "If you have five apples and I asked you for one, how many would you have left?"
The boy didn’t bat an eye. "Five," he answered | |
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* A man finds his wife in bed with another man.
"What are you doing?" he yells. "See," she says to her lover, "I told you he was dumb." | |
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: I have come to the conclusion, from observation and experience, that men are like farts. Unpleasant experiences that we must walk through and the only good thing about it is that we learn how long we can really hold our breath. | |
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* A man and his wife had been stranded on a deserted island for many years. The morning following a bad storm, a new guy (Homer) washes up on the shore. Homer and the wife are very attracted to each other right away, but realize certain protocols will have to be observed. The husband, however, is very glad to see Homer there.
"Now we will be able to have three people doing 8–hour shifts in the watchtower, rather than two people doing 12–hour shifts." Homer is only too happy to help and in fact volunteers to do the first shift. He climbs up the tower and stands watch, observing the ocean horizon for any ships. Soon the husband and wife start placing stones in a circle in order to make a fire to cook supper. Homer yells down: "Hey, no fucking!" They couple looks at each other and yells back: "We’re not fucking!" A few minutes later they start to put driftwood into the stone circle. Again Homer yells down: "Heeey, no fucking!" Again they yell back, "We’re not fucking!" Later they are putting palm leaves on the roof to their shack to patch leaks. Once again Homer yells down from high above: "Hey, I said no fucking!!" "We said we’re not fucking!!" Finally the shift is over and Homer climbs down from the tower and the husband starts to climb up. He’s only half–way up when the wife and Homer are screwing their brains out. Once at the top, the husband looks out from the tower and says: "Son–of–a–gun. From up here it DOES look like they’re fucking." | |
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Ex-Moderator | This reminds me... My friends and I were having a silly debate this morning on whether it was better to have a man or an iPod. The iPod was the clear winner. |
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: Behind every great man is a great woman. And behind every great woman, there is another man staring at her ass. -- Unknown | |
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CarrieMpls said: This reminds me... My friends and I were having a silly debate this morning on whether it was better to have a man or an iPod. The iPod was the clear winner.
i don't think i could live without my ipod but i am quite clearly managing without a wanker i mean man for ipod Q: How many men does it take to tile a bathroom? A: Two if you slice them thinly. | |
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Q. Why are men so concerned about the size of their penis?
A. Because they should be... | |
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Q: What do you call a woman without an asshole?
A: Single. | |
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Can I say that I, for one, am very appreciative for the anger and bitterness towards men that you bring to this site...
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lollyp0p said: * My boyfreind bought me a mood ring the other day. When I’m in a good mood, it turns orange. When im in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Vanessa F 11/02/04
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Byron said: Can I say that I, for one, am very appreciative for the anger and bitterness towards men that you bring to this site...
i knew someone would appreciate it actually it's all an act I'm not really bitter at all, or angry just trying really hard to get there hope you are well you you you male you ! | |
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lollyp0p said: Byron said: Can I say that I, for one, am very appreciative for the anger and bitterness towards men that you bring to this site...
i knew someone would appreciate it actually it's all an act I'm not really bitter at all, or angry just trying really hard to get there hope you are well you you you male you ! Thank yew... | |
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lollyp0p said: Byron said: Can I say that I, for one, am very appreciative for the anger and bitterness towards men that you bring to this site...
i knew someone would appreciate it actually it's all an act I'm not really bitter at all, or angry just trying really hard to get there hope you are well you you you male you ! you have to admit though that Byron is an exception to the typical male | |
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Q: When is a man at his smartest?
A: During sex, of course, because he’s plugged into a woman. Q: Why do blonde women have bruises on their navels? A: Because there are also blonde men. Q: What’s the downside to a threesome? A: He can disappoint two women instead of one. | |
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lollyp0p said: Q: What’s the downside to a threesome? A: He can disappoint two women instead of one. | |
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EverSoLesa said: lollyp0p said: i knew someone would appreciate it actually it's all an act I'm not really bitter at all, or angry just trying really hard to get there hope you are well you you you male you ! you have to admit though that Byron is an exception to the typical male It's all that Coke I drink... | |
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Byron said: EverSoLesa said: you have to admit though that Byron is an exception to the typical male It's all that Coke I drink... free coke to all men | |
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This thread Just ain't right
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Drkman said: This thread Just ain't right
wow you posted and showing off with the old emoticon Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: He heard the chicken was a slut. [Edited 2/2/05 9:33am] | |
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Byron said: EverSoLesa said: you have to admit though that Byron is an exception to the typical male It's all that Coke I drink... Because of you I switched to Coke damn that great taste | |
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Q: How can you tell that God is a woman?
A: If God were a man, he would have put the balls on the inside. | |
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Yea...A man from the east coast Maryland style..that's me....
But James said it was a man's world..... | |
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Drkman said: Yea...A man from the east coast Maryland style..that's me....
But James said it was a man's world..... oh well no-ones perfect maybe in your next life you shall be born female | |
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lollyp0p said: Byron said: It's all that Coke I drink... free coke to all men Now THAT I'm all for... | |
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Q: Besides his dog, what is a man’s best friend?
A: His hand | |
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