I'd go out and get a blow job.

If I could be ANY man for a day that would be the first thing I'd do. Cuz I KNOW it's gotta be good...

CarrieLee said:

Did I ever tell you about the worst blow job I ever had? It was GREAT!

2the9s said:

I'd make althom a mod.














then ban the lot of you!

I think Dookie has crush on Anxy!
[Edited 2/4/05 13:58pm]

TwinkleBitch said:

Did my boner give it away?

ReturnOfDOOK said:

I'd put on a tu-tu and a fright wig and go rollerskating down Halsted with a boom box BLASTING Mountians.

I'd definitely call in sick. I might just quit his job for him.

I'd bust out all his Anderson Cooper Porn Tapes

I'd send dook a bag of poop and some lube.

I'd send cborgman some soiled undies...cuz he's into that.

oh Ban Althom!

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Auto-fellacio does NOT count.

TwinkleBitch said:

If I could do that, do you think I'd be sittin here on the org?

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Sybil...is that YOU?

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Yes. And posting nasty pictures of it too.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

You'd have a thread about it.

I used to could do that. Ahh high school.

reflecting on this thread, i'm realizing that there are many people i would like to ban. i just don't know where to start.

Anxiety said:

me?

Anxiety said:

Althom would be a nice start.

cborgman said:

I'm not done with you yet...mister!

TwinkleBitch said:

cborgman said:

RENT A ROOM!

ReturnOfDOOK said:

I would masturbate in front of the mirror all day.


Anxy is pretty damn cute, but that aside, if I were ANY guy for a day, I'm sure I'd play with my cock a lot.

Anxiety said:

He's buying...so looks like we have to wait a while before he can whore his way to get enough money.

But once we get it...OH boy...let me tell you ....

hmmm...I'll start this thread on fire!!

TwinkleBitch said:

you know, things like this usually inspire me to throw an old shoe out my window. and i have pretty good aim, too.

Anxiety said:

jealous?

TwinkleBitch said:

I WORK HAAAAARD FOR MY MONEY!
SOOOOO HAAAAARD FOR IT HONEY!
I WORK HAAAAARD FOR MY MONEY,
SO YOU BEEEETTER TREAT ME RIGHT!!!

cborgman said:

Well I said once you get the money..it'll all be good.

TwinkleBitch said:

i know, was just looking for a reason to make a donna summers joke

Satan said:

You're always looking for a reason to make a DOnna Summer Joke.

cborgman said:

of what - chlamydia?!

TwinkleBitch said:

it's a tough job, but someone has to do it.