Okay, I have many a funny tale 2 tell, but here is onez!!

A bloke comez in to my work (Perfume storez) with a piece of paper. On it, is the perfume his girlfriend wanted. So he showz it to me and I feel a pang in my stomach, dyin 2 laugh. U see, he was after da fragrance Issey Miyake, labelled on da bottle as L'eau D'issey. But his girlfriend'z handwriting was as such dat it read "L'eau Pissey". Dying not to laugh, i said politely "yes that would be Issey Miyake" and sprayed it on a card for him! Hoping he wouldn't ask, (but ofcourse he did cause datz exactly da kinda thing dat WOULD happen 2 me) he pointed to da word "Pissey" and asked "er...what'z THIS?"...to which i BURST OUT LAUGHING so FREAKING HARD dat my work colleague was like "oh Missy uv misbehaved, just go home!" jokingly ofcourse and da guy was like but then was like all embarrassed and sayin "i can see why you may find that funny" I apologized, but was finding it difficult to maintain a straight face and ended up slightly cracking up (and tryin 2 hold back my laughterz) while reading da pricez to him

Haaaaa. There are many other amusing storiez from my store and my colleaguez!!

Feel free 2 share any of ur ownz!!

fine fuckfinkly dine!

I think that was funny

The previous bookstore I worked at I helped a customer that asked for a book by Flaubert.

"I think it is called Madame Buggery." Meaning Madame Bovery. Try keeping a straight face...

I asked him "Are you sure? Because I am sure there is a magazine called just that."

Hehehe. He saw the book, turned crimson and then realised what he had said. "I think I'll take this one then", he said.

Once when I was working late, ailing to go home by midnight, I descovered a cockroach.

Me+cockroach=scared fuckless. So two whole hours were spent trying to kill this thing...I work in a lab so the first thing I wanted to try was pour liquid nitrogen onto it, simply because I was on my own and I'd thought it would be a cool experiment. So I find a few litres of the stuff, find the cockroach, and pour - the cockroach just sat there and took it like "liquid nitrogen off a cockroaches back"!!! Another attempt involved ethanol. I had a squirty bottle full of the stuff, sprayed it in a trail towards and then over the roach, and lit. The roach's back was on flames as it then decides to run under a fridge-freezer, to which I was like, "FUCK ME!", got a beaker of water and through it under the unit because I thought the thing would explode. I gave up after that and went home.

The following day, I arrive to find that my freezer (full of samples and important stuff that needed freezing) had defrosted, and the director of the department (who was normally the first to arrive) had to mop-up the entire lab. Apparently I blew a fuse or something with the beaker of water. I eventually found the roach in a colleagues sandle, and since that day I'd collect dead/succesfully killed roaches and thread them onto a long string that hung from my workbench.

my first week in an elderly rehab hospital A gentleman asked me to help him to the bathroom he had a blanket over him in his chair.....

i said are you ok walking or do you need a frame?

he said i could do with some legs first.

I could have died when i looked down he was a double amputee

he called me brush for the remainder of his stay there as i am as daft as one.

I felt terrible but he thought it was really funny.

Keep em cominz

Taureau said:

I am a graphic designer, and sometimes clients insist on sitting next to you and working on a design together with you on the computer.
One day I was being silly and had arranged my two apples and a banana in a rude way on my desk to see if my boss would notice (he didn't) and then I forgot about it completely. So anyway, the client arrives and sits there next to me (a new client I didn't know very well) and I caught him looking at my fruit arrangement and he blushed. I knew if I moved the fruit he would know it was a deliberate thing so I just left it there and he kept looking at it. After he left I laughed until I cried and my boss is like "What?" and I couldn't tell him, I was laughing so much.

lilmissmissy said:

OMG!!! and all those swanky people who go to Crown, too, lol...

charlottegelin said:

I have private jokez with myself too sometimez!!! I know dat feeling- laughin 2 much dat u can barely say a word!! Love it

Back in the college days and working at McD's, I had a girl come through drive thru asking for a carmel sundae, then she asks me "Do you have nuts?" What was I to do? "I sure do!"

Another time, some woman comes through the drive thru with a new car, a crying baby in the back seat, and two cats trying to get out of the car through her open window. Well, she had ordered a bananna shake, and right after I handed it to her and turned around to place the money in the register, she lets out "Oh SHIT!!!" Horrified, I turned around only to find that the shake had exploded out of the cup right on to her face and was caked on to her glasses as well. Here one of the cats had attempted an escape out her window and she had reactively squeezed the cup's content right at herself. I had to leave the area for a minute or two because there was no way in hell I would have been able to keep from laughing.

MrJoker said:

This remindz me of a story a guy from my work told me!! He used to work at da store called "Just Jeans" and explained how guyz tend to adjust themselvez when they come out of da change roomz. He is gay, and datz what makez this funny too ...so da guy comez out and instead of saying "have enough cod room?" he accidently said "have enough COCK room?" he told me he didnt wanna say anymore cause he knew he looked like he was crackin on2 da guy and all he could do is smile like this and walk away as if nothing had happened Dat was a pisser!!!

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