so okay, this thread is about:

a) how the response time of young people is slowed to that of old people due to excessive cell phone use, and how this issue relates to cborgman being an ass;

b) balloons, and how they relate to cborgman being an ass;

c) women with obnoxious hair, and how they relate to cborgman being an ass;

d) the film 'fried green tomatoes', and the hidden assbian-related subtext as it pertains to cborgman; and

e) all things related to cborgman's assiness.

Anxiety said:

it's truly the thread of the year

Satan said:

the thread of your rear, that is.

Anxiety said:

it is the year of my rear, dear

(when did this get so suessian?)