I'll try to find a cut-and-pasteable story later, but I scanned this little factoid outside, on the cover of one of today's lovely Chicago tabloids.

Thoughts?*




















* Actually, never mind. We're talking about balloons now.**



















** Apparently, we're talking about women with annoying hair now.

Anxiety said:

yes, i have one...

























what's your excuse?

cborgman said:

chronic annoyance syndrome. or as they call it in the journals, "cborgman disease".

Anxiety said:

i'm disease worthy.

cborgman said:

so was typhoid mary, mary.

Anxiety said:

what are you, paul lynde all of a sudden?

cborgman said:

close, but no cigarello.

Anxiety said:

BUDDY!

buddy never said mary...

here's paul as the wicked witch...

cborgman said:

FINE.



BETTER?

Anxiety said:

especially the batnipple version, very homoerotic.

you know, not only have you jacked this thread, you've chewed it, regurgitated the pulp, sculpted it into little nests and rented it out to needy hummingbird families, each of which raised beautiful little hummingbird babies, all of which were fed magic seeds that turned them into human beings who got jobs and earned enough money to buy computers and internet access, at which point they all visited this thread and jacked it further, until the molecules of this thread's original intent were so thoroughly scattered across the infinite flaps and folds of the world wide web that not even a team of the most accomplished specialists in thread jackery could ever put it together again.

Anxiety said:

that's why i love ya, i really do. you're the str8 man in this comedy team

Satan said:

str8 man in the comedy sense, of course

Satan said:

look avril, i'm not a "str8" anything.

Anxiety said:

the's fighting words, celine!

Satan said:

i think you meant "them's", didn't you, courtney?

Anxiety said:

if i woulda meant them's i woulda said THEM'S, Jessica Simpson's crap sister!

Satan said:

whatever, tara. no need to get your nipples in a stitch.

Anxiety said:

okay, Paris

Satan said:

whatEVER, CBorgman.

Anxiety said:

war it is...

Satan said:

Anxiety said:

since this thread is just hopelessly jacked beyond comprehension anyway, LET'S TALK ABOUT BALLOONS!!!


personally, i'm in favor of them.

Anxiety said:

i wanna talk about 70 year olds armed with cell phones, or whatever this thread WAS about.

Satan said:

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!! AND YOU'RE TOO DAMNED LAZY TO EVEN SCROLL UP TO FIND OUT!!!

Anxiety said:

nah, just know it's not worth the scroll