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Chris Rock Chris Rock was hilarious opening the Oscars tonight Check it out ...Shiny Toy Guns R gonna blowup VERY soon and bring melody back to music..you heard it here 1st! http://www.myspacecomment...theone.mp3 | |
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DON'T TELL ME!!!!! I'm watching it tonight!  | |
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I THOUGHT IT WAS WEEK
NO NIGGA, NO HONKY, NOTHIN RACEY NOT EVEN A GAY KEVIN SPACEY DexMSR said I'm not an Orger...I just Crush alot!
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althom said: DON'T TELL ME!!!!! I'm watching it tonight!
YOU KANGAROOS ARE ALWAYS OUT OF STEP WITH THE TIME THING DexMSR said I'm not an Orger...I just Crush alot!
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Man, Hollywood really is liberal as hell. "You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "
Al Pacino- Scarface | |
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EvilWhiteMale said: Man, Hollywood really is liberal as hell.
YOUR THAT NOT SO NICE BLOKE FROM THE PNR RIGHT? WHAT YOU DOING WANDERING OVER HEAR IN TOLLERANCE VILLE? DexMSR said I'm not an Orger...I just Crush alot!
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Sometimes I can't stand him. I'm tired of that black and white thing, but whatever. | |
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unlucky7 said: Sometimes I can't stand him. I'm tired of that black and white thing, but whatever.
please, chris don't talk about black and white half as much or 1/3 as much as Paul Mooney does, so i guess you would hate him. but chris did a good job on the oscars, at least it wasn't half as boring as usual....although he did get sean penn's sensitive, half drunk ass back for his "sensitive" comment...it really wasn't that serious... I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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missfee said: unlucky7 said: Sometimes I can't stand him. I'm tired of that black and white thing, but whatever.
please, chris don't talk about black and white half as much or 1/3 as much as Paul Mooney does, so i guess you would hate him. but chris did a good job on the oscars, at least it wasn't half as boring as usual....although he did get sean penn's sensitive, half drunk ass back for his "sensitive" comment...it really wasn't that serious... He was better tonight but still Is Paul Mooney gay or what? | |
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EvilWhiteMale said: Man, Hollywood really is liberal as hell.
The Bush jokes were pretty tame! But then again, coming from someone who thinks he's done no wrong, of course you can't handle it? I don't think he did a great job like he's done at the VMAs but it was OK. Then again, it seemed like he wasn't there very long. They could have and should have used him more rather than those those tired "These are the Movies..."bumpers. But don't get rid of the people who died. Call me morbid, but that's one of my favorite parts of the show, just to give those that pased on their do. [Edited 3/1/05 11:21am] | |
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it seems most black comics use the black/white thing.....but then again, there is so much material there....i mean Rock had a point when he was talking about the title of some black films like "Carwash" and "Soul-Plane" and "Barbershop"....it thought he was a little out of place at the Oscars but he brought attention to the fact that the event is mostly a rich, white affair.....and good for him!! did anyone notice when Sidney Lumet was giving his speech and mentioning all the great directors, the camera focused in on Spike Lee for some reason, whose name was not mentioned by Lumet | |
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My favorite line was, "This is like the Def Jam Academy Awards because four black people were nominated..." That had me cracking up! When Jamie Foxx won I was screaming and then I heard all this noise and went outside and my neighbors were screaming for Jamie Foxx just like me. My neighborhood is a mixed lot and that was so cool to me! If it weren't for Chris Rock, Prince and Jamie, I wouldn't have been watching that mess! Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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I thought Chris was very funny. He was kind of tame but still good. I loved when Selma Hayek and Penelope Cruz came out. Chris told them audience to welcome the 4 of them. That had me rolling. Also, the part about the nominees being tested for steroids and everyone passed.
It's kind of funny how Chris introduced Jeromy Irons as one of the top comedians. After Jeromy was introduced there was a very loud bang (something from the set probably fell) and he said "I hope they missed." That was funny and spontaneous. Maybe Chris was right?  MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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pkidwell said: it seems most black comics use the black/white thing.....but then again, there is so much material there....i mean Rock had a point when he was talking about the title of some black films like "Carwash" and "Soul-Plane" and "Barbershop"....it thought he was a little out of place at the Oscars but he brought attention to the fact that the event is mostly a rich, white affair.....and good for him!! did anyone notice when Sidney Lumet was giving his speech and mentioning all the great directors, the camera focused in on Spike Lee for some reason, whose name was not mentioned by Lumet
Did he mention any directors of color or women? | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: I thought Chris was very funny. He was kind of tame but still good. I loved when Selma Hayek and Penelope Cruz came out. Chris told them audience to welcome the 4 of them. That had me rolling. Also, the part about the nominees being tested for steroids and everyone passed.
It's kind of funny how Chris introduced Jeromy Irons as one of the top comedians. After Jeromy was introduced there was a very loud bang (something from the set probably fell) and he said "I hope they missed." That was funny and spontaneous. Maybe Chris was right? I didn't catch Chris callig him a comedian (or "Welcome of the four of them....I should have listened closer!) but the line from Irons was pretty good. [Edited 3/1/05 14:01pm] | |
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missfee said: unlucky7 said: Sometimes I can't stand him. I'm tired of that black and white thing, but whatever.
please, chris don't talk about black and white half as much or 1/3 as much as Paul Mooney does, so i guess you would hate him. but chris did a good job on the oscars, at least it wasn't half as boring as usual....although he did get sean penn's sensitive, half drunk ass back for his "sensitive" comment...it really wasn't that serious... Paul Mooney hosting the Oscars.... Now that would've been worth watching..... Chris was playing it safe.....  | |
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pkidwell said: it seems most black comics use the black/white thing.....but then again, there is so much material there....i mean Rock had a point when he was talking about the title of some black films like "Carwash" and "Soul-Plane" and "Barbershop"....it thought he was a little out of place at the Oscars but he brought attention to the fact that the event is mostly a rich, white affair.....and good for him!! did anyone notice when Sidney Lumet was giving his speech and mentioning all the great directors, the camera focused in on Spike Lee for some reason, whose name was not mentioned by Lumet
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missfee said: unlucky7 said: Sometimes I can't stand him. I'm tired of that black and white thing, but whatever.
please, chris don't talk about black and white half as much or 1/3 as much as Paul Mooney does, so i guess you would hate him. but chris did a good job on the oscars, at least it wasn't half as boring as usual....although he did get sean penn's sensitive, half drunk ass back for his "sensitive" comment...it really wasn't that serious... What did he say to get back at Sean 'Angry Man' Penn???? I figured he would, but I miss it..... | |
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funkpill said: missfee said: please, chris don't talk about black and white half as much or 1/3 as much as Paul Mooney does, so i guess you would hate him. but chris did a good job on the oscars, at least it wasn't half as boring as usual....although he did get sean penn's sensitive, half drunk ass back for his "sensitive" comment...it really wasn't that serious... What did he say to get back at Sean 'Angry Man' Penn???? I figured he would, but I miss it..... Chris said that his accountants wanted to talk to him (Sean Penn).When Chris presented the accountants in charge of the Oscar count earlier two big bodyguards came out, instead of the usual nerdy guys, and they looked like they can kick everyones ass. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: funkpill said: What did he say to get back at Sean 'Angry Man' Penn???? I figured he would, but I miss it..... Chris said that his accountants wanted to talk to him (Sean Penn).When Chris presented the accountants in charge of the Oscar count earlier two big bodyguards came out, instead of the usual nerdy guys, and they looked like they can kick everyones ass. Sean Penn needs to relax...damn He did well. As far as the black/white stuff...if you can't laugh at the bullshit...then your name must be "sean penn"..... just jokes ya'll...just jokes...chill.  | |
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Rhondab said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Chris said that his accountants wanted to talk to him (Sean Penn).When Chris presented the accountants in charge of the Oscar count earlier two big bodyguards came out, instead of the usual nerdy guys, and they looked like they can kick everyones ass. Sean Penn needs to relax...damn He did well. As far as the black/white stuff...if you can't laugh at the bullshit...then your name must be "sean penn"..... just jokes ya'll...just jokes...chill. Hell Yeah. | |
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ShySlantedEye1 said: My favorite line was, "This is like the Def Jam Academy Awards because four black people were nominated..." That had me cracking up! When Jamie Foxx won I was screaming and then I heard all this noise and went outside and my neighbors were screaming for Jamie Foxx just like me. My neighborhood is a mixed lot and that was so cool to me! If it weren't for Chris Rock, Prince and Jamie, I wouldn't have been watching that mess!
Why? "You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "
Al Pacino- Scarface | |
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JusTinTimE said: EvilWhiteMale said: Man, Hollywood really is liberal as hell.
YOUR THAT NOT SO NICE BLOKE FROM THE PNR RIGHT? WHAT YOU DOING WANDERING OVER HEAR IN TOLLERANCE VILLE? Fuck tollerance! "You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "
Al Pacino- Scarface | |
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Hotlegs said: Rhondab said: Sean Penn needs to relax...damn He did well. As far as the black/white stuff...if you can't laugh at the bullshit...then your name must be "sean penn"..... just jokes ya'll...just jokes...chill. Hell Yeah.yanno mama....ppl are so tight in the ass nowadays... | |
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Tight in the ass!!!  Whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap!!!!The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: funkpill said: What did he say to get back at Sean 'Angry Man' Penn???? I figured he would, but I miss it..... Chris said that his accountants wanted to talk to him (Sean Penn).When Chris presented the accountants in charge of the Oscar count earlier two big bodyguards came out, instead of the usual nerdy guys, and they looked like they can kick everyones ass. Oh!!!! I turn it back, when they were already on stage... Thanks..... | |
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