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How the hell do you eat a meatball Subway Sandwich??? The meatballs are falling out and bouncing on the floor off my knee, I have sauce dribbling down my chin onto the keyboard, the lettuce is escaping and the chillis are burning my mouth..
...all this and I am eating it in a bloody internet cafe!! Surely there is a *proper* way to eat these damned things.. | |
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Take them apart and use a fork! | |
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VoicesCarry said: Take them apart and use a fork! There are no forks here! | |
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I have italian tomato sauce slopped between my legs now.. I am gonna look such a mess when I get up and leave.. | |
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REDFEATHERS said: I have italian tomato sauce slopped between my legs now.. I am gonna look such a mess when I get up and leave..
can't answer your question regarding the sandwhich. My expertise lies in knowing how to eat tomato sauce from between ladies legs. You'll never know a girl called Nikki and you'll never find Erotic City | |
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PRNelson said: REDFEATHERS said: I have italian tomato sauce slopped between my legs now.. I am gonna look such a mess when I get up and leave..
can't answer your question regarding the sandwhich. My expertise lies in knowing how to eat tomato sauce from between ladies legs. ooohhh HOT!!! | |
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Moderator | Eat it very carefully Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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REDFEATHERS said: PRNelson said: can't answer your question regarding the sandwhich. My expertise lies in knowing how to eat tomato sauce from between ladies legs. ooohhh HOT!!! it better be. i hate cold tomato sauce You'll never know a girl called Nikki and you'll never find Erotic City | |
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Subway MeatBall Sandwiches Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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luv4u said: Eat it very carefully
Too late.. most of the meatballs are on the floor and I have soggy bread and tomatoey lettuce left... | |
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Moderator | REDFEATHERS said: luv4u said: Eat it very carefully
Too late.. most of the meatballs are on the floor and I have soggy bread and tomatoey lettuce left... And I hope you were wearing a bib. Oh, and chuck the meatballs at the cook. Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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luv4u said: REDFEATHERS said: Too late.. most of the meatballs are on the floor and I have soggy bread and tomatoey lettuce left... And I hope you were wearing a bib. Oh, and chuck the meatballs at the cook. BIB????? I am RedFeathers not fucking 2the9s.. | |
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Moderator | REDFEATHERS said: luv4u said: And I hope you were wearing a bib. Oh, and chuck the meatballs at the cook. BIB????? I am RedFeathers not fucking 2the9s.. Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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SOUND LIKE YOU HAVE A BIB FACTOR OF ABOUT 3 OR 4 | |
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i smell another Bib joke.... | |
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TheRealFiness said: i smell another Bib joke....
Go on... | |
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REDFEATHERS said: TheRealFiness said: i smell another Bib joke....
Go on... lol...old joke that had to do with my old signature remember when i had this in my sig? well, oh nevermind | |
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TheRealFiness said: REDFEATHERS said: Go on... lol...old joke that had to do with my old signature remember when i had this in my sig? well, oh nevermind elaborate! | |
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REDFEATHERS said: TheRealFiness said: lol...old joke that had to do with my old signature remember when i had this in my sig? well, oh nevermind elaborate! lol No.. its not funny really it isnt...really..seriously... | |
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Meatball subs with chillies When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: Meatball subs with chillies
I had chillis too, and they burned my mouth off! But it was tasty.. | |
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One meatball at a time, Red. One meatball at a time.
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You DON'T | |
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My favourite sandwich I have perfected the art of org-ing and eating a meatball sub I will NOT share because it has cost me many a keyboard, numerous pairs of trousers, too many napkins to count and a marinara mouse! Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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sounds like there may still be some life left in those meatballs! | |
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irresistibleb1tch said: sounds like there may still be some life left in those meatballs!
Don't you go making me feel bad about my meatball sub now! I know subway are next on my list. Do you have any horrendous Subway tails to put me off? Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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PREDOMINANT said: irresistibleb1tch said: sounds like there may still be some life left in those meatballs!
Don't you go making me feel bad about my meatball sub now! I know subway are next on my list. Do you have any horrendous Subway tails to put me off? oops, i was just trying to make a funny, not turn you off of your lunch! i know of no horrendous Subway tales, actually, i like them a lot, since they give people some real choices, and the food always seems fresh. | |
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irresistibleb1tch said: PREDOMINANT said: Don't you go making me feel bad about my meatball sub now! I know subway are next on my list. Do you have any horrendous Subway tails to put me off? oops, i was just trying to make a funny, not turn you off of your lunch! i know of no horrendous Subway tales, actually, i like them a lot, since they give people some real choices, and the food always seems fresh. Woohoo, my subways are safe and now carry the IB seal of approval. Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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PREDOMINANT said: irresistibleb1tch said: oops, i was just trying to make a funny, not turn you off of your lunch! i know of no horrendous Subway tales, actually, i like them a lot, since they give people some real choices, and the food always seems fresh. Woohoo, my subways are safe and now carry the IB seal of approval. easy there with the "IB Seal of Approval" - that meatball sammich might cost me my PETA credentials! | |
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irresistibleb1tch said: PREDOMINANT said: Woohoo, my subways are safe and now carry the IB seal of approval. easy there with the "IB Seal of Approval" - that meatball sammich might cost me my PETA credentials! You keep hold of your credentials, I'll hang on to me meatballs and I won't tell a soul Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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