The meatballs are falling out and bouncing on the floor off my knee, I have sauce dribbling down my chin onto the keyboard, the lettuce is escaping and the chillis are burning my mouth..

...all this and I am eating it in a bloody internet cafe!!

Surely there is a *proper* way to eat these damned things..

Take them apart and use a fork!

VoicesCarry said:

There are no forks here!

I have italian tomato sauce slopped between my legs now.. I am gonna look such a mess when I get up and leave..

REDFEATHERS said:

can't answer your question regarding the sandwhich. My expertise lies in knowing how to eat tomato sauce from between ladies legs.

PRNelson said:

ooohhh HOT!!!

Eat it very carefully

REDFEATHERS said:

it better be. i hate cold tomato sauce

Subway MeatBall Sandwiches

luv4u said:

Too late.. most of the meatballs are on the floor and I have soggy bread and tomatoey lettuce left...

REDFEATHERS said:

And I hope you were wearing a bib.

Oh, and chuck the meatballs at the cook.

luv4u said:

BIB????? I am RedFeathers not fucking 2the9s..

REDFEATHERS said:

SOUND LIKE YOU HAVE A BIB FACTOR OF ABOUT 3 OR 4

i smell another Bib joke....

TheRealFiness said:

Go on...

REDFEATHERS said:

lol...old joke that had to do with my old signature remember when i had this in my sig? well, oh nevermind

TheRealFiness said:

elaborate!

REDFEATHERS said:

lol No.. its not funny really it isnt...really..seriously...

Meatball subs with chillies

bkw said:

I had chillis too, and they burned my mouth off!

But it was tasty..

One meatball at a time, Red. One meatball at a time.

You DON'T

My favourite sandwich


I have perfected the art of org-ing and eating a meatball sub

I will NOT share because it has cost me many a keyboard, numerous pairs of trousers, too many napkins to count and a marinara mouse!

irresistibleb1tch said:

Don't you go making me feel bad about my meatball sub now!

I know subway are next on my list.

Do you have any horrendous Subway tails to put me off?

PREDOMINANT said:

oops, i was just trying to make a funny, not turn you off of your lunch!

i know of no horrendous Subway tales, actually, i like them a lot, since they give people some real choices, and the food always seems fresh.

irresistibleb1tch said:

Woohoo, my subways are safe and now carry the IB seal of approval.

PREDOMINANT said:

easy there with the "IB Seal of Approval" - that meatball sammich might cost me my PETA credentials!

irresistibleb1tch said:

You keep hold of your credentials, I'll hang on to me meatballs and I won't tell a soul