'"Cake or death?"

"Eh, cake please."

"Very well! Give him cake!"

"Oh, thanks very much. It's very nice."

"You! Cake or death?"

“Uh, cake for me, too, please."

"Very well! Give him cake, too! We're gonna run out of cake at this rate. You! Cake or death?"

"Uh, death, please. No, cake! Cake! Cake, sorry. Sorry..."

"You said death first, uh-uh, death first!"

"Well, I meant cake!"

"Oh, all right. You're lucky I'm Church of England!" Cake or death?"

"Uh, cake please."

"Well, we're out of cake! We only had three bits and we didn't expect such a rush. So what do you want?"

"Well, so my choice is 'or death’? I’ll have the chicken then, please.

“Taste of human, sir. Would you like a white wine? There you go, thank you very much.”

“ Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?"

“I asked for the vegetarian." '


Fans?
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I saw him live last year! I met him and have is autograph! He's one of my faves!!!

Huge fan! The man cracks me up for days!

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

Hey lady! I was thinking about you when I saw this thread

applekisses said:

Hello Dear Heart!

Tea and cake or death!

Loved him for years now.

Slut Bumwolla-- i was calling my brother that for days.
Engelbert Humptiback.
Dingelbert Fishdibunz---



I have invented A maneuuuuuveerrrrr.

big fan here....seen most of his standup dvds and he's a good actor, too.

Eddie rocks.

Also love the fact he was allowed to be a fill in member of Python for the BBC Anniversary special in sketches.

Eddie as a Gumby-such a great thing.

Also at the Aspen Festival Eddie had a part with the Pythons as well.

hes fuckin Hiiiiighlarious

An extremely intelligent and funny guy. I admire him. However, I think he should start writing new material.

TheRealFiness said:

:thumbsup" Izzard rocks!!

Hate him.

Unfunny twat.