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bkw said: lollyp0p said:  
 I honestly didn't think you were a bloke, i assumed you were a quite ugly woman 
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lollyp0p said: 
to be fair i have just met one such male, he sat there and listened to me whine and gripe about how men are wankers and only told me to shut up once 
 for rocknrollisalive my personal agony Uncle he deserves an award for what he put up with tonight 
i know not all men are plonkers but i was in a bad mood 
sorry 
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lollyp0p said: PREDOMINANT said: A little re-write in our defence 1. Men are like .....Laxatives ..... They install regularity to your life. 2. Men are like ..... Bananas ..... Tall, firm, and sometimes slightly bent . 3. Men are like ..... Weather ..... They bring sunshine to your life.. 4. Men are like ..... Blenders ..... You need One, great for smoothies and shakes. 5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & really get those endorphins going. 6. Men are like ..... Commercials ..... Always providing a visual feast of whats on offer. 7. Men are like ..... Department Stores ..... Plenty of selection and variety 8. Men are like ..... Government Bonds ..... They take a while to mature but when they do – boy is the return good 9. Men are like ..... Waterproof Mascara ..... They never run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like ..... Popcorn . ..... Perfect company in the cinema. 11. Men are like . Snowstorms . ,…….Whirlwind experiences 12. Men are like ..... Lava Lamps ..... Is there anything positive about these things!? 13. Men are like ..... Parking Spots ……..YOU CAN ALWAYS FIND A GOOD ONE IF YOU KEEP LOOKING! 
sp edit [Edited 2/2/05 11:10am]  i like it although i would rule you out of the wankers section of the male species anyway
 Ohhhh, I can be a wanker, don't go modifying your opinion of men based on a few mushy acts of kindness and bit of quick writing - you will get suckered again if you are not careful!!. You keep me in with the wankers thankyouverymuch - I am happier there!!  Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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Burn your Bras Bitches!!!  Chappelle VoiceThe man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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RocknRollisalive said: lollyp0p said:
to be fair i have just met one such male, he sat there and listened to me whine and gripe about how men are wankers and only told me to shut up once
for rocknrollisalive my personal agony Uncle he deserves an award for what he put up with tonight
i know not all men are plonkers but i was in a bad mood
sorry
So.... When exactly do I get said award...? it's on it's way | |
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PREDOMINANT said: lollyp0p said: i like it although i would rule you out of the wankers section of the male species anyway
Ohhhh, I can be a wanker, don't go modifying your opinion of men based on a few mushy acts of kindness and bit of quick writing - you will get suckered again if you are not careful!!. You keep me in with the wankers thankyouverymuch - I am happier there!!
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DexMSR said: Burn your Bras Bitches!!!
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if i burn my bra what do i tie my next victim up with?  | |
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p0pRocks said: DexMSR said: Burn your Bras Bitches!!!
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if i burn my bra what do i tie my next victim up with?  | |
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EverSoLesa said: p0pRocks said:
if i burn my bra what do i tie my next victim up with?
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