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Sometimes all a lady needs is a "tune-n-lube" to get her through the day.....really | |
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This thread offends me  Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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Q: What do UFO’s and caring men have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them but never see any for yourself. Drkman said: Hey Lollypop .....What did that man do to you??.....or didn't do???
Sometimes all a lady needs is a "tune-n-lube" to get her through the day.....really 
he was born  actually this thread should be dedicated to 3 very worthy men and not men in general actually scrub that 2 men, neither of which will read this but I feel better. just let me vent  | |
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superspaceboy said: This thread offends me
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking? A: Because those men already have boyfriends.  | |
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One of my best friends must have read my mind seeming as she just e-mailed me this
Men are like.... 1. Men are like .....Laxatives ..... They irritate the shit out of you. 2. Men are like ..... Bananas ..... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ..... Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.. 4. Men are like ..... Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ..... Commercials ..... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like ..... Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ..... Government Bonds ..... They take sooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ..... Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like ..... Popcorn . ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like . Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like ..... Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are like ..... Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. Now send this to all the remarkable women !! you know, as well as to any understanding good- natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!! | |
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lollyp0p said: superspaceboy said: This thread offends me
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking? A: Because those men already have boyfriends. OK I feel better now. you may continue  Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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lollyp0p said: One of my best friends must have read my mind seeming as she just e-mailed me this
Men are like.... 1. Men are like .....Laxatives ..... They irritate the shit out of you. 2. Men are like ..... Bananas ..... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ..... Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.. 4. Men are like ..... Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ..... Commercials ..... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like ..... Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ..... Government Bonds ..... They take sooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ..... Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like ..... Popcorn . ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like . Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like ..... Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are like ..... Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. Now send this to all the remarkable women !! you know, as well as to any understanding good- natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!! Cute.....quite cute indeed.....You know you need us.....  | |
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Byron said: EverSoLesa said: you have to admit though that Byron is an exception to the typical male   It's all that Coke I drink...  *coughbullcrapcough*  yeah its the coke
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superspaceboy said: lollyp0p said:
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking? A: Because those men already have boyfriends. OK I feel better now. you may continue  thanks  | |
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Drkman said: lollyp0p said: One of my best friends must have read my mind seeming as she just e-mailed me this
Men are like.... 1. Men are like .....Laxatives ..... They irritate the shit out of you. 2. Men are like ..... Bananas ..... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ..... Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.. 4. Men are like ..... Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ..... Commercials ..... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like ..... Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ..... Government Bonds ..... They take sooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ..... Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like ..... Popcorn . ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like . Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like ..... Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are like ..... Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. Now send this to all the remarkable women !! you know, as well as to any understanding good- natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!! Cute.....quite cute indeed.....You know you need us..... see i couldn't put it any better than you did yourself Drkman said: all a lady needs is a "tune-n-lube" to get her through the day.....really
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lollyp0p said: One of my best friends must have read my mind seeming as she just e-mailed me this
Men are like.... 1. Men are like .....Laxatives ..... They irritate the shit out of you. 2. Men are like ..... Bananas ..... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ..... Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.. 4. Men are like ..... Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ..... Commercials ..... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like ..... Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ..... Government Bonds ..... They take sooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ..... Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like ..... Popcorn . ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like . Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like ..... Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are like ..... Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. Now send this to all the remarkable women !! you know, as well as to any understanding good- natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!! A little re-write in our defence 1. Men are like .....Laxatives ..... They install regularity to your life. 2. Men are like ..... Bananas ..... Tall, firm, and sometimes slightly bent . 3. Men are like ..... Weather ..... They bring sunshine to your life.. 4. Men are like ..... Blenders ..... You need One, great for smoothies and shakes. 5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & really get those endorphins going. 6. Men are like ..... Commercials ..... Always providing a visual feast of whats on offer. 7. Men are like ..... Department Stores ..... Plenty of selection and variety 8. Men are like ..... Government Bonds ..... They take a while to mature but when they do – boy is the return good 9. Men are like ..... Waterproof Mascara ..... They never run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like ..... Popcorn . ..... Perfect company in the cinema. 11. Men are like . Snowstorms . ,…….Whirlwind experiences 12. Men are like ..... Lava Lamps ..... Is there anything positive about these things!? 13. Men are like ..... Parking Spots ……..YOU CAN ALWAYS FIND A GOOD ONE IF YOU KEEP LOOKING!
sp edit [Edited 2/2/05 11:10am] Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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PREDOMINANT said: lollyp0p said: One of my best friends must have read my mind seeming as she just e-mailed me this
Men are like.... 1. Men are like .....Laxatives ..... They irritate the shit out of you. 2. Men are like ..... Bananas ..... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ..... Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.. 4. Men are like ..... Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ..... Commercials ..... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like ..... Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ..... Government Bonds ..... They take sooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ..... Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like ..... Popcorn . ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like . Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like ..... Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are like ..... Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. Now send this to all the remarkable women !! you know, as well as to any understanding good- natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!! A little re-write in our defence 1. Men are like .....Laxatives ..... They install regularity to your life. 2. Men are like ..... Bananas ..... Tall, firm, and sometimes slightly bent . 3. Men are like ..... Weather ..... They bring sunshine to your life.. 4. Men are like ..... Blenders ..... You need One, great for smoothies and shakes. 5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & really get those endorphins going. 6. Men are like ..... Commercials ..... Always providing a visual feast of whats on offer. 7. Men are like ..... Department Stores ..... Plenty of selection and variety 8. Men are like ..... Government Bonds ..... They take a while to mature but when they do – boy is the return good 9. Men are like ..... Waterproof Mascara ..... They never run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like ..... Popcorn . ..... Perfect company in the cinema. 11. Men are like . Snowstorms . ,…….Whirlwind experiences 12. Men are like ..... Lava Lamps ..... Is there anything positive about these things!? 13. Men are like ..... Parking Spots ……..YOU CAN ALWAYS FIND A GOOD ONE IF YOU KEEP LOOKING!
sp edit [Edited 2/2/05 11:10am]  Nicely done...
I would add this, tho... 12. Men are like ..... Lava Lamps ..... They just have a way of remaining cool, no matter how "out of date" they may often seem...  | |
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Byron said: PREDOMINANT said: A little re-write in our defence 1. Men are like .....Laxatives ..... They install regularity to your life. 2. Men are like ..... Bananas ..... Tall, firm, and sometimes slightly bent . 3. Men are like ..... Weather ..... They bring sunshine to your life.. 4. Men are like ..... Blenders ..... You need One, great for smoothies and shakes. 5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & really get those endorphins going. 6. Men are like ..... Commercials ..... Always providing a visual feast of whats on offer. 7. Men are like ..... Department Stores ..... Plenty of selection and variety 8. Men are like ..... Government Bonds ..... They take a while to mature but when they do – boy is the return good 9. Men are like ..... Waterproof Mascara ..... They never run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like ..... Popcorn . ..... Perfect company in the cinema. 11. Men are like . Snowstorms . ,…….Whirlwind experiences 12. Men are like ..... Lava Lamps ..... Is there anything positive about these things!? 13. Men are like ..... Parking Spots ……..YOU CAN ALWAYS FIND A GOOD ONE IF YOU KEEP LOOKING!
sp edit [Edited 2/2/05 11:10am] Nicely done...
I would add this, tho... 12. Men are like ..... Lava Lamps ..... They just have a way of remaining cool, no matter how "out of date" they may often seem...  | |
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ella731 said: If men could menstruate ... clearly, menstruation would become an enviable, boast-worthy, masculine event: Men would brag about how long and how much.... Sanitary supplies would be federally funded and free. Of course, some men would still pay for the prestige of such commercial brands as Paul Newman Tampons, Muhammed Ali’s Rope-a-Dope Pads, John Wayne Maxi Pads, and Joe Namath Jock Shields —”For Those Light Bachelor Days.” -- Gloria Steinem
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I love women, every little thing about them, even the crazy bullshit but this thread would be one sided if I didn't add 
Why do women where make-up and perfume?
Because they're ugly and they stink What do you call the skin around a vagina? A Woman just jokes for the man hater thread  | |
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CarrieMpls said: This reminds me... My friends and I were having a silly debate this morning on whether it was better to have a man or an iPod. The iPod was the clear winner.
I'll remember that then.  | |
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Slave2daGroove said: I love women, every little thing about them, even the crazy bullshit but this thread would be one sided if I didn't add
Why do women where make-up and perfume?
Because they're ugly and they stink What do you call the skin around a vagina? A Woman just jokes for the man hater thread as a woman I have to say..... that's pretty good [Edited 2/2/05 12:19pm] | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: CarrieMpls said: This reminds me... My friends and I were having a silly debate this morning on whether it was better to have a man or an iPod. The iPod was the clear winner.
I'll remember that then. oh, you. I didn't say I declared that the winner. |
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CarrieMpls said: JDINTERACTIVE said: I'll remember that then. oh, you. I didn't say I declared that the winner. Do I-pods vibrate then  Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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PREDOMINANT said: CarrieMpls said: oh, you. I didn't say I declared that the winner. Do I-pods vibrate then Dont start just because I do!  | |
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* Men–tal Anxiety. . . Men–opause. . . Men–stral pain. . . Men–tal Breakdown. . . Guy–nocologist. . . His–terectomy. . . Ever notice that all women’s problems start with MEN? Tigress , Australia 11/02/04
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Anxiety said: * Men–tal Anxiety. . . Men–opause. . . Men–stral pain. . . Men–tal Breakdown. . . Guy–nocologist. . . His–terectomy. . . Ever notice that all women’s problems start with MEN? Tigress , Australia 11/02/04
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Aselosreve said: Anxiety said: that's right, baby. anxiety is all man. and mental  | |
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Anxiety said: Aselosreve said: and mental  | |
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that's right, SOME men can be useless, disgusting or just plain unecessary to come across.
BUT, I am not one of them and most men I am friends with aren't.  | |
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mrdespues said: that's right, SOME men can be useless, disgusting or just plain unecessary to come across.
BUT, I am not one of them and most men I am friends with aren't.
to be fair i have just met one such male, he sat there and listened to me whine and gripe about how men are wankers and only told me to shut up once
 for rocknrollisalive my personal agony Uncle he deserves an award for what he put up with tonight
i know not all men are plonkers but i was in a bad mood 
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PREDOMINANT said: lollyp0p said: One of my best friends must have read my mind seeming as she just e-mailed me this
Men are like.... 1. Men are like .....Laxatives ..... They irritate the shit out of you. 2. Men are like ..... Bananas ..... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ..... Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.. 4. Men are like ..... Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ..... Commercials ..... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like ..... Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ..... Government Bonds ..... They take sooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ..... Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like ..... Popcorn . ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like . Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like ..... Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are like ..... Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. Now send this to all the remarkable women !! you know, as well as to any understanding good- natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!! A little re-write in our defence 1. Men are like .....Laxatives ..... They install regularity to your life. 2. Men are like ..... Bananas ..... Tall, firm, and sometimes slightly bent . 3. Men are like ..... Weather ..... They bring sunshine to your life.. 4. Men are like ..... Blenders ..... You need One, great for smoothies and shakes. 5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & really get those endorphins going. 6. Men are like ..... Commercials ..... Always providing a visual feast of whats on offer. 7. Men are like ..... Department Stores ..... Plenty of selection and variety 8. Men are like ..... Government Bonds ..... They take a while to mature but when they do – boy is the return good 9. Men are like ..... Waterproof Mascara ..... They never run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like ..... Popcorn . ..... Perfect company in the cinema. 11. Men are like . Snowstorms . ,…….Whirlwind experiences 12. Men are like ..... Lava Lamps ..... Is there anything positive about these things!? 13. Men are like ..... Parking Spots ……..YOU CAN ALWAYS FIND A GOOD ONE IF YOU KEEP LOOKING!
sp edit [Edited 2/2/05 11:10am] i like it although i would rule you out of the wankers section of the male species anyway
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I'm just so glad i'm not one of those "man" things!
Hold on a minute!
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bkw said: I'm just so glad i'm not one of those "man" things!
Hold on a minute!
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lollyp0p said: bkw said: I'm just so glad i'm not one of those "man" things!
Hold on a minute!
 When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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