....guy!!

They are so gonna pull my girl fag card for this.


But dayum, he is fine.

And an awesome person to boot.

But the things I'm thinking about doing to him ain't right.

With a flick of the tongue, I could make him go from looking 21 to looking 101.

im so confused right now... what does this mean ??



:totallylost:

I googled '101 year old man' n this is what i got...



What'z dat thing in his hand Lookz like he has gadgetz a plentyz!!

nakedpianoplayer said:

You ain't the only one confused, honey.

lilmissmissy said:

must be his 101 yo mussel shell!

charlottegelin said:

IT still lookz hard

i can't believe i just said dat.

Oh, for some coherence. Beautiful, elusive coherence.

...
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DrFaustus said:

Okay what did you need to know to fill in the blanks?

TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said:

Blanks are all I have.

Not hard to understand at all, I mean your post and not the situation you're in They WILL pull your fag card for real

Have some fun honey, no harm in it.... he's legal

you!

DrFaustus said:

Okay. Let's start over. For those who really know me on the Org, know I am not usually attracted to men as I mostly identify as a lesbian. But there is this guy who is the total package, gorgeous and smart and just a really cool dude. I am online flirting with him right now. I made the reference to the old man because I would like to fuck his brains out and drain the life from his body.

Good Lord, clueless straight people, here's the translation:

"I am online flirting with a 21 year old....the other lesbians are gonna kick my ass and call me hetero for this. But I can't help it, he's sooooo hot and he's a great person on the inside, too. The things I'm thinking about doing to him make me feel like a cradlerobber and a total perv! With my talented, skillful tongue (which is used to flicking a clit like a light switch), I could make this guy's hair stand on end and make him age 100 yrs overnight!!"

How'd I do, TOFKA?

Teacher said:

Hello sweetheart!!!

It's all in fun. He's pretty cool for putting up with this horny old lady.

HAH, I just looked at what you posted--I swear I didn't look before I posted mine!

at both your posts, and

ALT gets my vote

AnotherLoverToo said:

You are fucking awesome!!!!

lol, too funny...


hey, if the straight girls can flirt with each other then surely the gay women can flirt with a sexy man once in a while???

TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said:

I took a few liberties with the translation, but I think it works!

G'night!

Teacher said:

Hi, Teacher!
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Do you have proof he is actually 21??

luv4u said:

I mean her membership to The Fag Squad just expired, so let's hope he is old enough and not jail bait.

Or is 21 adult in the US?

HamsterHuey said:

luv4u said:

Yep. He has ID and everything.

ok, so, youre a lesbian... dont like men

and hes a man.... not into women





looks like a match made in heaven have fun

emm said:

C0-Sign and good for you TOFKA

nakedpianoplayer said:

Oh no, he is definately into women.

and I am officially back into men.

TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said:

oh, well then hell yes !!!!!

work it girl get yours

and have fun

AnotherLoverToo said:

I'm not up on lesbians.

I thought sex was supposed to make you feel younger, not older.

Making someone feel 101 can't be right!