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how the shower curtain rod got broke after a rather heated sex session this morning, switching positions someone slipped and fell on their ass grabbing the shower curtain on the way to the floor, knocking over stuff on the sink and breaking the drawer to the vanity | |
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TheDuck said: after a rather heated sex session this morning, switching positions someone slipped and fell on their ass grabbing the shower curtain on the way to the floor, knocking over stuff on the sink and breaking the drawer to the vanity
I hope you got it fixed before your husband came home! | |
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TheDuck said: after a rather heated sex session this morning, switching positions someone slipped and fell on their ass grabbing the shower curtain on the way to the floor, knocking over stuff on the sink and breaking the drawer to the vanity
You need to stop masturbating in the shower. | |
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RocknRollisalive said: TheDuck said: after a rather heated sex session this morning, switching positions someone slipped and fell on their ass grabbing the shower curtain on the way to the floor, knocking over stuff on the sink and breaking the drawer to the vanity
I hope you got it fixed before your husband came home! | |
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doctormcmeekle said: TheDuck said: after a rather heated sex session this morning, switching positions someone slipped and fell on their ass grabbing the shower curtain on the way to the floor, knocking over stuff on the sink and breaking the drawer to the vanity
You need to stop masturbating in the shower. but thats the best place | |
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TheDuck said: doctormcmeekle said: You need to stop masturbating in the shower. but thats the best place Dirty, old duck. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: TheDuck said: but thats the best place Dirty, old duck. Pardon me for living', but this is my world too! | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: TheDuck said: but thats the best place Dirty, old duck. | |
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TheDuck said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Dirty, old duck. Dont go posting your mucky business then! | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: TheDuck said: Dont go posting your mucky business then! | |
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TheDuck said: after a rather heated sex session this morning, switching positions someone slipped and fell on their ass grabbing the shower curtain on the way to the floor, knocking over stuff on the sink and breaking the drawer to the vanity
How sad is it that I'm jealous? Wanna come to my house and break my shower curtain rod with me? | |
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tackam said: TheDuck said: after a rather heated sex session this morning, switching positions someone slipped and fell on their ass grabbing the shower curtain on the way to the floor, knocking over stuff on the sink and breaking the drawer to the vanity
How sad is it that I'm jealous? Wanna come to my house and break my shower curtain rod with me? are u under the impression im male? | |
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carefukl with wild wet shower sex
you could fall down and smack your head and die you'd be comming and going at the same time | |
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TheDuck said: after a rather heated sex session this morning, switching positions someone slipped and fell on their ass grabbing the shower curtain on the way to the floor, knocking over stuff on the sink and breaking the drawer to the vanity
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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TheDuck said: tackam said: How sad is it that I'm jealous? Wanna come to my house and break my shower curtain rod with me? are u under the impression im male? I don't care! | |
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Oh, Wow. Was anyone hurt?
My other question would be, did you finish? I see dead people. | |
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jinglingbells said: Oh, Wow. Was anyone hurt?
My other question would be, did you finish? Can I be invited over? I see dead people. | |
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Mach said: carefukl with wild wet shower sex
you could fall down and smack your head and die you'd be comming and going at the same time "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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Mach said: carefukl with wild wet shower sex
you could fall down and smack your head and die you'd be comming and going at the same time now thats the way 2 exit this world hopefully u would still have a smile on ur face WHY SHOULD I DO THAT, WHEN I CAN DO THIS | |
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I see dead people. | |
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jinglingbells said: Oh, Wow. Was anyone hurt?
My other question would be, did you finish? no one was hurt just a little and yes we finished | |
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tackam said: TheDuck said: are u under the impression im male? I don't care! | |
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Mach said: carefukl with wild wet shower sex
you could fall down and smack your head and die you'd be comming and going at the same time | |
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TheDuck said: jinglingbells said: Oh, Wow. Was anyone hurt?
My other question would be, did you finish? no one was hurt just a little and yes we finished Such filth... | |
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RocknRollisalive said: TheDuck said: no one was hurt just a little and yes we finished Such filth... it was like this then this then and and | |
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TheDuck said: RocknRollisalive said: Such filth... it was like this then this then and and Such filth... | |
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RocknRollisalive said: TheDuck said: it was like this then this then and and Such filth... and the first sign of old age is..... | |
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TheDuck said: after a rather heated sex session this morning, switching positions someone slipped and fell on their ass grabbing the shower curtain on the way to the floor, knocking over stuff on the sink and breaking the drawer to the vanity
sounds like good sex. the best kind of sex is the kind where you tear the showercurtain from the wall, rod and all, unhinge the sink, crash into the cabinets and break all the bottles. then you don't notice how terribly you fucked up the room until you're having a cigarette after. and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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