EvilWhiteMale said:

Ace said:

yeah my first thoughts exactly

trailertrash said:

ok I'm dating again now and now I'm scared I'm gonna meet one of these so called average guys so far I've been lucky but this thread has made me worry

Heavenly said:

yup performer wanted here

I'm going to devise a questionaire i think after all one wrong choice and think of how much vagina would be wasted

it doesn't bear thinking about.

If i think about it too much i might never be able to sleep tonight

p0pRocks said:

if he has a big ass, then you need not to worry. if there is physical evidence of something to hold on to, 9 times out of 10, you will be riding for more than 3 minutes...hopefully

missfee said:

what if i'm not a big ass something to hold onto girl

lollyp0p said:

then what do you hold on to? the bed post?

missfee said:

well even with slender guys you find something

I like them slender, something about a Jude Law kinda bloke

Crazy! So you are basically saying Vaginas should be able to handle 8 inches is all. What happens to guys with 9,10 or even 12 inches? They can't put the whole thing inside. Alot of times these guys don't get ACTION cause girls are SCARED of Big things. Or even say WIDE THINGS. Could you IMAGINE ANAL with 12 INCHES? You would BUST OPEN. That would be SICK! AND I tell ya your BEHIND would be SERIOUSLY INFLAMED and OPEN how you would KEEP your WASTE products In would be a ???? How about these WEIRD GIRLS who are into FISTING? THEY are SICK! They Like PAIN! SEx should be PLEASUREABLE and NOT HURTFUL. Making LOVE not like Ripping your INERDS. GEt REAL!!!!

lollyp0p said:

RocknRollisalive said:

lollyp0p said:

you could always use your tongue to slide down his butt crack...that always gives a unique sensitive feeling to keep the wang hard...

lollyp0p said:

missfee said:

Smooches;)

UncleGrandpa said:

Is that you Althom?

Heavenly said:

I did

Ace said:

so can you juggle?

p0pRocks said:

Sorry, I don't work with balls in this domain.

Oh, wait a minute... If by "juggle" you mean "bring you to intense multiple orgasm with my astonishing sexual technique", why - yes - I can.

Zelaira said:

Is that like an iPOD?

Ace said:

well you are an aries i wouldn't have expected anything else

TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said:

AMEN

trailertrash said:

Average of 3 Minutes?

And they think it's called PMS?

It should be called NED
Not enough D.


Damn. So the assholes i've been with were waaaaay above average?

I think i'm gonna need a

cinnamonjo said:

That was awesome!!!

Can anybody think of a word dat rhymez wif vagina?

I can't.

At least wussy rhymez wif pussy thoughz.