So it's a Saturday night and you finally go to the movies to see that film critics have been raving about or Netflix has just sent you that movie that for some reason you felt you had to see because "it's deep"...but at the end of the movie, you were like WHAT THE PHUC WAS THAT!? It's not bad, it's not good, just confusing or weird as hell...making you feel like you wasted 2 hours of being utterly perplexed...here's my short list:

Vanilla Sky
Maybe it's because I'm not a Tom Cruise fan, but I just sat there looking my dvd player...I know what happened and what the story was about...but WTF??

Sweet Sweetback's Baad Asssss Song
I get that this film was the vanguard of Black Cinema...and that it was a low budget film from the 70s and that Melvin was trying to make a film to piss off white folks...but I really found everything about his movie pointless...I know many may disagree, because in order to be an authentic Negro, you have to like this film...but I want my 2hours back...

Matrix 2
self-explanatory

Eraserhead

That movie with Johnny Depp where he plays an antique book dealer...ends up going to Egypt and fights some aliens...
It was so screwed up and bad that not only couldn't Johnny Depp save it...but I don't even remember the damn title...

City of Lost Children

THE END OF MATRIX:RELOADED


WHAT




THE




FUCK.

I was so pissed..i wanted my time and my money back.

Batman and Robin
Graffiti Bridge (although I liked it, just the same)
Vanilla Sky (the original, "Abre Les Ojes" (Open Your Eyes), was MUCH better)
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Without A Paddle
Top Gun
Dancer In The Dark (but it was awesome)
Return of the King, The Two Towers, The Fellowship of the Ring (ditto)
The Labrynth (liked it, though)
Amelie (ditto)
Delicatessen (ditto)
City of Lost Children (ditto)
Lost Highway (ditto)
Eraserhead (ditto)
Mulholland Drive (ditto)

Eyes Wide Shut

12 Monkeys (Even though I liked it)

Hush

Gothika

Anaconda

In The Cut (OH...MY...GOD...)
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Byron said:

I agree with you Byron. I think it's a load of pretentious old rubbish.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

come on, you can't deny Eraserhead being a classic.....well you have to be open for Lynch's fucked up mind!!

abierman said:

Well, classis in the sense that there is nothing like it. I still cannot find any reason as to why someone can possibly like and/or make sense of it.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

I am not implying I can explain the movie....I will not even try (did that in the past ).....I just have a soft spot for David Lynch, I will always be fascinated by his work!

Very Bad Things - had to walk out of this one. Not funny, not interesting, fucking mean spirited as hell, just a steaming pile of shit

Glad Peter Berg has grown as a director, "Friday Night Lights" is supposed to be really good

Matrix
Titanic
Pretty Woman

NAPOLEON DYNAMITE

The Matrix Reloaded & Revolutions
Ocean's 12
The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Michael Jackson's Moonwalker!!!!
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most movies make me go WTF

WTF ...that was so stupid
WTF ... i wasted my $ on that
WTF ...thats acting ?
WTF ... other people thought THAT was good ?


and so on

Oh shit , this could take forever:

OK, don't click on these unless you want to see t&a
NO MINORS!

#1) Jenna Jameson - I love Lesbians. WTF? Don't get me wrong watching women perform cunninglus is sometimes like watching half starved kittens lapping milk, and that can sometimes be pretty hot, but one of Jenna's best talents is giving head, especially if the cock looks much big to swallow. This movie is much too narrow for a real good Jeann Jameson movie.
http://pic.aebn.net/Strea...551_bs.jpg

#2) Jenna Jameson - XRCO Wards "99. I dislike porn awards show. Way to much filler and Jenna didn't look in top form.
http://pic.aebn.net/Strea...820_bs.jpg

#3) Jenna Jameson - Liquor in the Front, Poke 'er in the rear. This isn't truly a Jenna Jameson flick and to make matters worse it's an excessive orgy. Way too many penises and vaginas flashed in the screan. It was hard to keep up with who's private parts belonged to who, so much to the point it could probably cuase siezures. Way too much, way to often.
http://pic.aebn.net/Strea...448_bs.jpg

Anyways, Jenna has really ..come.. a long way in her career. She's racked up awards other stars could only dream of. She's proven herself a highly marketable asset. She's touched the lives of men and women in America in ways that even Prince, The president, or the Pope has been unable to do. However, like all artists, she's had her hicups.




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Titanic

I never saw that ending coming!!

White noise

Sweeny79 said:

Really?
Why?
I haven't seen it yet-but since I don't plan on seeing it, why?

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Lodger said:

Oooooo yeah one of the best "what the fuck" movies. He turns into a robot, car, spaceship, bunny rabbit.....what more could u ask 4 in a movie?

A movie I saw about 10 years ago called "Fresh". Dumbest shit ever.....but there is a scene with Giancarlo Esposito naked! Was worth it

"In the cut"....very stupid...Meg Ryan shouldn't ever masturbate on screen again.....

"Dreamcatcher"...I think it was stupid.....can't really remember what was happening in that movie, but I wouldn't recommend it


Smooches;)

Closer
The Matrix

"fresh" is a good movie with a great child lead by Sean nelson. it is hard to follow thanx to the lingo and fast talk. It is hard to understand the diologue in places but it is a great film.

"dreamcatcher" was pretty dumb. moragn freeman just kept on swearing all the time. Did u know the dreamcatcher man himself was ex new kids on the block member Donnie Walberg?



(he is the one on the far right!)
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Chronicles of Riddick movie. I hated how it ended. Although it could very well lead to a continuation.....

Janfriend said:

I know what you mean. I swear I never imagined I´d ever see
THAT in a Meg Ryan movie.


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whenpigeonscry said:

Tom Cruise sucks ass. 'Abre Los Ojos', the original Spanish film 'Vanilla Sky' was based on, was 1000 times better.

arlington road, at the end

I usually enjoy movies that I've said WTF to.

Miguel

Boxing Helena
Eyes Wide Shut
Naked Lunch
Punch Drunk Love
Parents
Brewster McCloud
Cube
Shakes the Clown

These movies aren't necessarily "bad" nor did I dislike them, really, but they did make me say WTF.
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