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Celebrity Boxing: Sade vs. Norah Jones...Who'd Win?? I can't call it. I think it would be one long boxing match, though. | |
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They might just lay down and fall asleep before it's over. |
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CarrieMpls said:
They might just lay down and fall asleep before it's over. i think it would start with norah having a nice, long gargle with tepid salt water while sade waits for her PA to prepare her a fresh bombilla of roasted yerba mate. then, norah would surprise her opponent by tying her hair back with a scrunchie and then doing nothing. as a counter-move, sade would do three sun salutations and then check her watch. it would be an intense match. | |
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 I think...Wait! No.... Dammit!  | |
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Anxiety said: CarrieMpls said:
They might just lay down and fall asleep before it's over. i think it would start with norah having a nice, long gargle with tepid salt water while sade waits for her PA to prepare her a fresh bombilla of roasted yerba mate. then, norah would surprise her opponent by tying her hair back with a scrunchie and then doing nothing. as a counter-move, sade would do three sun salutations and then check her watch. it would be an intense match. ooooh! I didn't even THINK about the watch-checking. I'm so there. |
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Sade, I think she is a real tough cookie under a cool exterior. Norah Jones is just a nice girl. | |
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Sade would knock Nora out just by throwing that sultry stare her way. a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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sade would totally kick norahs ass...no contest 
trust me "...took my sex and my money...took all my self esteem...had the nerve 2 think it was funny...i never knew a bitch so mean" | |
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Sade  | |
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sade'll just knock her ass out wit her big ass forehead | |
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Sade. Norah's probably a tender fleshed vegitarian. Sade looks like she could eat an entire 3 pound stake raw--that bitch could eat Norah alive too. | |
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I don't think any of you have taken into consideration Norah's arsenal of sharp-edged gold and platinum records... All those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand...
---------------------------------------------- So I contradict myself? I am large, I contain multitudes. | |
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One subtle and slow hair-flip from Sade and Norah would be out. | |
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applekisses said: One subtle and slow hair-flip from Sade and Norah would be out.
i still say the forehead of doom | |
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TheRealFiness said: applekisses said: One subtle and slow hair-flip from Sade and Norah would be out.
i still say the forehead of doom  It is mighty.
But, my God is she exquisite...so beautiful...  | |
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Technical draw in favour of the matchstick vendor.
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Fauxie said: Technical draw in favour of the matchstick vendor.
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applekisses said: Fauxie said: Technical draw in favour of the matchstick vendor.
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Fauxie said: applekisses said:  | |
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applekisses said: Fauxie said: 
p.s. I can do this all night. Might say more about my lack of other interests, but still.  | |
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applekisses said: TheRealFiness said: i still say the forehead of doom It is mighty.
But, my God is she exquisite...so beautiful... oh without question  | |
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Fauxie said: applekisses said:
p.s. I can do this all night. Might say more about my lack of other interests, but still. 
p.s. I'm at work, so it goes without saying | |
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applekisses said: Fauxie said:
p.s. I can do this all night. Might say more about my lack of other interests, but still.
p.s. I'm at work, so it goes without saying part Hungarians 
Ahem. | |
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Sade The day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom - Anais Nin
"Unnecessary giggling"... | |
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norah kicks ass | |
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And it has to be boxing, right? No chance it could be, say, mud-wrestling.....?
"Not everything that is faced can be changed; but nothing can be changed until it is faced." - James Baldwin | |
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deebee said: And it has to be boxing, right? No chance it could be, say, mud-wrestling.....?
that's another thread. | |
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Fauxie said: applekisses said:
p.s. I'm at work, so it goes without saying part Hungarians
Ahem.
50 percent Hungarian, that is
(other half is Italian  ) | |
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Norah I'd have to say. Sade would be high. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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