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Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith- The "Opening Crawl" Here's how the latest installment of the Star Wars Saga begins (no, this isn't the font used):
 
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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NOOOOO...they should let Grievous have him! | |
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That SHOULD be the font! | |
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Novabreaker said: That SHOULD be the font!
It's very 50s B-movie! | |
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applekisses said: NOOOOO...they should let Grievous have him!
Well, Grievous is in on it, so it wouldn't really make a difference! Its all bait to get more Jedi into harm's way, and to seduce Anakin to the Dark Side.
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I CAN'T WAIT! ps- I need to quit clicking on these threads, I don't want to know much more! | |
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JediMaster said: applekisses said: NOOOOO...they should let Grievous have him!
Well, Grievous is in on it, so it wouldn't really make a difference! Its all bait to get more Jedi into harm's way, and to seduce Anakin to the Dark Side. That's what my next question was going to be  Who eventually kills Dooku? Anakin? | |
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I can't wait either. I hear Anakin gets really messed up this time. I'd like to see a cool guy like Han Solo appear in this one.... I see dead people. | |
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applekisses said: JediMaster said: Well, Grievous is in on it, so it wouldn't really make a difference! Its all bait to get more Jedi into harm's way, and to seduce Anakin to the Dark Side. That's what my next question was going to be Who eventually kills Dooku? Anakin?Dooku gets his ass HANDED to him by Anakin! (those in the know will get the joke of why I highlight "handed")
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JediMaster said: applekisses said: That's what my next question was going to be Who eventually kills Dooku? Anakin?Dooku gets his ass HANDED to him by Anakin! (those in the know will get the joke of why I highlight "handed") Does he kill him with his robotic hand?  | |
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applekisses said: JediMaster said: Dooku gets his ass HANDED to him by Anakin! (those in the know will get the joke of why I highlight "handed") Does he kill him with his robotic hand? Nope! 
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JediMaster said: applekisses said: Does he kill him with his robotic hand? Nope! Is Han Solo's dad in it?! | |
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applekisses said: JediMaster said: Dooku gets his ass HANDED to him by Anakin! (those in the know will get the joke of why I highlight "handed") Does he kill him with his robotic hand? Here it is, if ya really want to know: 
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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 What does that have to do with a "hand"? | |
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Here's some cool pics:
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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Is it May yet, is it May yet, is it May yet, Is it May.... Lovesexy Funkateer | |
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Could it be we're finally gonna get the prequel we deserve?
Maybe? Good night, sweet Prince | 7 June 1958 - 21 April 2016
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Please don't suck  | |
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Looks like maybe George wrote this one in a whole week and not just a weekend like the first two prequels.
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