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PrintableAnxiety said: this thread just gave me a terrible case of heartburn. i think i need to take off my sock braces and toupee and lay down for a while in my craftmatic.
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Well, I'm 23 and a lot of them apply to me, but I don't feel bad 
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TheRealFiness said: Anxiety said: this thread just gave me a terrible case of heartburn. i think i need to take off my sock braces and toupee and lay down for a while in my craftmatic.
you old fuck GET OUT OF MY DAMN YARD!!!  | |
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Anxiety said: TheRealFiness said: you old fuck GET OUT OF MY DAMN YARD!!!  | |
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Aselosreve said: Fauxie said: I'm 23 and nearly all of these apply to me. Is that bad?
 yes    I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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I have no intention to grow up, thank you very much,  | |
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Stax said: 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "breakup." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps from noon to 6 PM. 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset rather than settle your stomach. 19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again." 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt. BONUS: When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh S*$# What Happened?"  all 25 plus the bonus I'm old  | |
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I'm not a boy, not yet a (fully grown-up) man  "It's better 2 B hated 4 what U R than 2 B loved 4 what U R not."
My IQ is 139, what's yours? | |
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the ballsack reaches the ankles
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shausler said: the ballsack reaches the ankles
. [Edited 1/27/05 7:16am] Um, that's not a sign you have grown up. That is a sign you are soon to die.  a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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Stax said: shausler said: the ballsack reaches the ankles
. [Edited 1/27/05 7:16am] Um, that's not a sign you have grown up. That is a sign you are soon to die.  | |
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