To the Self-Centered, Possibly Drug-Addicted, Asshole Thief Who Broke Into My Car Monday Night/Tuesday Morning:

I know you saw all of the baby/children's clothing in bags in my car. It had to be totally obvious that either I had kids or I worked with them, so why the fuck would you choose ME to steal from? I work with pregnant women and their kids, I drive a 10 yr old Honda....but still, you had to go and break into my car and steal my briefcase, huh?!

You're gonna be unpleasantly surprised when you discover that the only stuff in there are PAPERS, AssMaster! Papers that have no value to YOU, but which help me do my job and help other people--something you obviously have no clue about.

I'm having a difficult time having any sort of compassion for you. It's true--maybe you're really broke and hungry and desparate and hoped there'd be something valuable in my briefcase that you could sell. But there are goddamned food banks/missions/places you can go to get taken care of--in fact, that's part of my fucking JOB, to refer people to those places! Nope, you're probably either a kid who just doesn't give a fuck about anything other than what YOU can get, or a soul-dead junkie who won't get help and steals from your family, friends AND strangers.

This is the 3rd time now that my car has been fucked with in the 2 and a half years I've been here! It's a good neighborhood, but my apartment bdlg's parking lot is off of a secluded alleyway and it's been warm out lately, so people are out more. After the first time, when my car was stolen and I got it back with needles/syringes/blood in it, I got a car alarm installed. But I had to have that disconnected to put a new car battery in, so I'd been using my Club for security. This time at least you didn't steal my car, you goddamned pussy, but now I'm gonna have to put together a whole new batch of resource materials and go buy a new briefcase all because YOU decided to take something that wasn't yours.

I am soooo tired of people who are so self-absorbed and feel entitled, who look around and only see opportunities to TAKE TAKE TAKE.

Yours ever so motherfucking truly,

The Bitch You Stole the Briefcase From in West Seattle

AnotherLoverToo said:

im sorry your stuff got stolen, its the worst thing


hopefully the asshole that stole your briefcase has karma smack him right in the face

Want me to bring some of my boys with me so we can crack some skulls?

I don't blame you for being pissed.

This would be great in the local Seattle newspaper. Minus the special wording!

You need a sword.

EvilWhiteMale said:

EWM, now that I have seen your picture, I can't imagine you being any other way but nice.

Wow sorry that happened

I know exactly how you feel, ALT. Makes me want to turn into Michael Douglad in Falling Down.

TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said:

you're too sweet to be that crazy

sag10 said:

Never underestimate the power of Evil.

EverSoLesa said:

I dunno now.

EvilWhiteMale said:

I don't understand Evil, therefore I give it no power!!!

TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said:

sag10 said:

I'm a good teacher.

EvilWhiteMale said:

EvilWhiteMale said:

Good, what do you want to learn?

Unfortunatly, I doubt you'll be able to find who did it.
I know you're probably very pissed right now, and probably smack me hard for saying that, but umm...didn't the first 2 times give you a sign that it's best not to leave anything in the car?

Here in Israel, I'm blessed to know some people who are able to know everything about any crime that happens. And influencial enough to get anything stolen back to their friends.

Sorry for this to happen to you

How shit is this, I'm sorry to hear this Carrie.

THat sux. A briefcase? Usually never anything in there but papers. I could see a radio or something of value...at least it would be for something.

Not that that's a good thing...but you know what I'm sayin.

Fucking low life thieves.

My car got broken into about a month back but all they took was some small change. Motherfuckers!

so you think it was an Orger who stole your stuff?

I wonder if they will read this thread??

You Rock!!! What a loser!! There are many people that are an really bad situations that don't steal.


Miguel



"he better speed on before he get's peed on"

That's awful.

Thanks everyone for your kind words. I just needed to vent.

And, YES, Heavenly, I've already beaten myself up a zillion times for leaving ANYthing at all in my car that night. But I'm still pissed off that my privacy was invaded--my LOCKED and "Clubbed" car parked in my personal space--and that, because of someone's selfishness, I'm lesser able to help my clients.
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sag10 said:

There's actually a section in a weekly newspaper here where people can write stuff like this and they print it--even with the "special wording". There is some funny shit people write about their roommates, exes, people they saw in public....

I couldn't help but giggle after reading this thread title and seeing tinkerbell in the avatar

Seriously, this is so fucked up. I can't stand fucking thieves! Sadly these freaks have no conciences and I hope to God he gets a fucking big ass dose of his own medicing. Sorry to hear this news babe.

I'm always so afraid of this. A coworker of mine had this happen and lost 3 client charts. This reminds me why I never leave charts in my car, even if I'm just stopping for lunch, I bring the bag in with me. Course, as you know, all it takes is one time of leavin something in the car and this happens.

Lame. Sorry, toots.