OK,
Confess something to an orger here.
Your confession must be no more than 6 sentences.
And you must not mention their name:

It must start with:

Dear BitchAssHo:

be careful not to get this locked. The last time I made a public confession. It got locked. But that's history.
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Dear BitchAss Ho:

I'm callin' you out! Callin' you out to make passionate love to me. Take me away to a special place and lay me down on a soft and fuzzy blanket to de-flower me...I'm waitin'. I dream about you day in and day out...gettin' out of your shower, naked and dripping wet. I want you to touch me with your magic love hands and hold me so tight with those strong sexy arms of yours. I wanna have your babies so badly...four of them.

(singing) memories like the corner of my mind. This is an old confession actually.

Dear BitchAssHo:

Ur political views frighten the crap out of me.
At times, I wonder why you're so thick.
U do, however, appear to be very funny.
I even envy the amount of jubilation U can muster on your threads.
I hope U will not think lesser of me for this confession:
I slept with Bea.

BiggestBoooooty said:

Anthom, just answer her wishes.
This was too obvious.

Dear Sexy MF

I think your hot
I think your hot
I think your hot

thank you ... have a good day


good bye

Mach said:

Evil White Male--He's the default object of women's attraction on the org.

AsianBomb777 said:

who ?







WRONG


" I'll never tell "

AsianBomb777 said:

althom said:

sorry, sugarlips....but it's not you.

BiggestBoooooty said:

Dear BitchAssHobot,

I cannot,
could not,
would not,
should not,
will not
marry you.

Sincerely,
Carrie

althom said:

do you have a hairy chest? I fall in love easily....really.

CarrieMpls said:

I think I'm in love with U.

Don't worry-I won't ask to marry you--I normally don't like relationships that reach the point of anything emotionally meaningful.

AsianBomb777 said:

CarrieMpls said:

Dear BitchAssHo:

U obviously have emotional issues.
Ur avatar always seems to suck.
Ur fearless in your topics, but tend to be brutal with your posts.
I wish U would just shut up sometimes.
Sometimes I think you're totally metro.
If I was gay, I'd have a crutch on you.

Dear Lleena,

I confess that you are a git.

Sincerely 2the9s

CarrieMpls said:

2the9s said:

Disqualified.
It mentioned the name and neglected to call that person a bitchassho

lol

Mach said:

Dook

Dear BitchAssHo,

1) Florida sucks, there are places to work out in Amsterdam too.
2) We can marry here, no problem, adopting no problem either.
3) You can chase women all over as much as you want cuz I know you will crawl back to Huey in the end anyways.
4) Just one thing; next time you get loud and use your porn talk on me, be somewhat louder cuz I want my Christian naighbour to hear how much you like doing me hard, loud 'n sweaty.
5) PS I like the way you grunt when you're at it.
6) PSPS Stop harrassing nakedpinaoplayer; she has read He Just Aint THAT Into you, and she will sniff out your pantu sniffing behaviour is just a cover-up for all the Gooey sniffing you have been doing lately.

HamsterHuey said:

What is wrong with youooooo ?????

AsianBomb777 said:

Dear Bitch Ass Ho,

1) There is nothing wrong with being gay!
2) Being gay ROCKS!
3) Being gay in the face of uptight America RULES, dude!
4) There's nothing to be afraid of.
5) Want a beer?
6) I want a beer!

GooeyTheHamster said:

I don't mean about the gay stuff--I'm talking about ignoring me all this time and you find out I'm wearing an Joy Division shirt, now it's gotta be marriage? You're a label queen!!!

AsianBomb777 said:

You should know real groovy guys like me don't go for good looks only. I go for good looks, style and the possible hint of fear in your eyes; an amazing attractive combination.

Want a beer?

Dear whutzyourface

I must confess

I absolutely lurrrrve

your fragrant style

your carefree smile

free me from your

feminine wiles


or at the very least

Org note me

you minx


Yours

Puhchoolee

Puhchoolee said:

Damn. Not sure who that was intended for...
but damn.