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Do you ever smell your own farts on purpse? I personally do at every opportunity. | |
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No. and Ew.
What happened to your pants? | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: I personally do at every opportunity.
Not anymore. My olfactorial sense has been dulled by overexposure (I had a particularly stinky family), I cannot smell farts and according to others it is a gift. Once I was in the car with 5 others, Vinnie who loves to eat bananas before a gig let one rip and everyone suddenly jumped out of the car. He looked at me incredulously and I said "what!?" and he couldn't believe it. Truly a gift! | |
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Moderator | This weeks topic is farts
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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luv4u said: This weeks topic is farts
Can Fauxie be the fart emissary too? [Edited 1/23/05 15:40pm] a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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Moderator | Stax said: luv4u said: This weeks topic is farts
Can Fauxie be the fart emissary too? [Edited 1/23/05 15:40pm] Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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I have before.
But it was like being sprayed with pepper spray. Now whenever I fart, it's normally a silent but deadly, and I run out of the elavator as fast as I fucking can. | |
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Moderator | AsianBomb777 said: I have before.
But it was like being sprayed with pepper spray. Now whenever I fart, it's normally a silent but deadly, and I run out of the elavator as fast as I fucking can. Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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it's like they said in that austin powers movie...everyone likes their own brand! | |
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luv4u said: This weeks topic is farts
And somehow it'll turn into gay farts 'scuse me. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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It's getting a little stinky in here... Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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i had a girlfriend dump me once for always giving her "Dutch Ovens"
I think if a couple start farting in front of each other the relationship is doomed. muirdo's words of wisdom for today. Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
KrystleEyes 22/03/05 | |
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muirdo said: i had a girlfriend dump me once for always giving her "Dutch Ovens"
I think if a couple start farting in front of each other the relationship is doomed. muirdo's words of wisdom for today. And why are they called like that?? | |
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