I have this pasta but i don't know what it is. and it's just in a ziplock bag and i haven't eaten for like 6 days so i don't want to make it wrong. It's yellow and green thin type pasta and i don't know what it is HELP!!! i tried using search engines but that shit didn't help at ALL.

is it maybe spinach linguini?

rimjobalini ?

eatassalotti?

green and yellow tagliatelle?

sounds like it would be good with pesto.

If some of the "pasta" is red, I advise you to NOT attempt to eat this.

It could be a bag of rubber bands.



I think that starvation has made you hallucinate.

irresistibleb1tch said:

come on now, i'm starving here.

glamslamkid said:

what's so scary about a bag of pasta?




just open it up and eat it.

Anxiety said:

what? i ain't eatin that shit dry. and there might be ways i can dress it up.

glamslamkid said:

well, get it wet first. and you should probably clean it while you're at it.

Anxiety said:

that applies to everything i put in my mouth. now stop flirting with me and tell me how to cook this shit. we can have sex later.

glamslamkid said:

actually, cooking pasta is a lot like having sex. only you put the pasta in boiling water.

glamslamkid said:

Smooches;)

Could it be a vegie-based or flavoured pasta? Maybe it's wholewheat and spinach? Maybe? U fink?

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Anxiety said:

we can do both at the same time.

spray it with some Pam and throw it on the grill, 5 min on each side.

missy u're right....usually here in Italy green pasta has 2 do with spinach the "red" pasta....i think chilli peppers

Men and cooking... Put it in boiling water with salt for ten minutes or sth. If you have vegetables in the house : put onions in hot butter or oil, and then add the other vegetables, first the hard ones, then the soft. You can bake meat and add it. Salmon, tuna fish, whatever. Even cream. Add some spices too, like pepper, salt, oregano...

Or keep on whining, do nothing and get yourself a very healthy hamburger next door.

BinaryJustin said:

eklektika7 said:

Red pasta has to do with tomatoes!

also

Dry pasta will need to cook for anything between 4 en 15 minutes. Since you say it's thin, try 6 or so, eat some, if it's al dente great, if not, give it another minute or so and repeat.

SHEEEEESH