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Why are Farts associated with Masculinity? Well, think about it.
Women are not allowed to fart socially in public. And even though it is considered rude, it's all but expected of men to do so. Some of us even consider it a humerous right of passage. I remember my third night in basic training when I joined the military. I slept in a bay with 60 other guys. We where all DEAD SCARED the first two and a half days, and no one dared say or do anything that might get us yelled at (as if that was avoidable). However, on the third night, after "lights out", after about 10 minutes or so of quiet, Airman Springer from my flight let out a loud one and the entire bay erupted into school girl giggles and roars of laughter. From that night on strong friendships where built that carry on until today 12 years later. All becuase of a fart. Could you imagine women farting like that and building friendships? Girls would probably die of embarrassment for the person who did it, and then pretend that they didn't "hear it" just to let the momment pass. But what I want to know is--they have the same organs that men have--so witht he same equipment, they can do the same damage. Why is it that they don't? I understand that this is a philosophical contemplation of sorts, so I won't be offended it it gets moved to the P&R forum. . [Edited 1/23/05 14:58pm] | |
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Because we still have deep notions left over from our past as a society that women should be/are pristine and perfect. | |
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AsianBoi777 said: philosophical
 quite! | |
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I declare January 23rd
Org National Fart Day "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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ThreadCula said: I declare January 23rd
Org National Fart Day can we make it the 24th? It's already the 24th here and I need to let one rip  | |
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charlottegelin said: ThreadCula said: I declare January 23rd
Org National Fart Day can we make it the 24th? It's already the 24th here and I need to let one rip Ok cool.. I declare January 24th Org National Fart Day "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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ThreadCula said: charlottegelin said: can we make it the 24th? It's already the 24th here and I need to let one rip Ok cool.. I declare January 24th Org National Fart Day thanks!  I feel so much better (I have been holding that one in for far too long, didn't want to seem unfeminine now!) | |
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AsianBoi777 said: I understand that this is a philosophical contemplation of sorts, so I won't be offended it it gets moved to the P&R forum.
 When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: AsianBoi777 said: I understand that this is a philosophical contemplation of sorts, so I won't be offended it it gets moved to the P&R forum.
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charlottegelin said: ThreadCula said: Ok cool.. I declare January 24th Org National Fart Day thanks! I feel so much better (I have been holding that one in for far too long, didn't want to seem unfeminine now!) "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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ThreadCula said: charlottegelin said: thanks! I feel so much better (I have been holding that one in for far too long, didn't want to seem unfeminine now!)But I have been so selfish - you have to wait until tomorrow now | |
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AsianBoi777 said: Well, think about it.
Women are not allowed to fart socially in public. And even though it is considered rude, it's all but expected of men to do so. Some of us even consider it a humerous right of passage. I remember my third night in basic training when I joined the military. I slept in a bay with 60 other guys. We where all DEAD SCARED the first two and a half days, and no one dared say or do anything that might get us yelled at (as if that was avoidable). However, on the third night, after "lights out", after about 10 minutes or so of quiet, Airman Springer from my flight let out a loud one and the entire bay erupted into school girl giggles and roars of laughter. From that night on strong friendships where built that carry on until today 12 years later. All becuase of a fart. Could you imagine women farting like that and building friendships? Girls would probably die of embarrassment for the person who did it, and then pretend that they didn't "hear it" just to let the momment pass. But what I want to know is--they have the same organs that men have--so witht he same equipment, they can do the same damage. Why is it that they don't? I understand that this is a philosophical contemplation of sorts, so I won't be offended it it gets moved to the P&R forum. Yes, I agree with you. In public. Within families I don't think there is much difference. Farts are funny, they are a basic human form of expression. Even babies think farts are funny, the raspberry sound is the first sound that makes them laugh. [Edited 1/23/05 15:25pm] | |
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charlottegelin said: ThreadCula said: But I have been so selfish - you have to wait until tomorrow now Im ok..no spicy foods today "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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ThreadCula said: charlottegelin said: But I have been so selfish - you have to wait until tomorrow now Im ok..no spicy foods today Do spicy food really cuase farts? | |
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bkw said: AsianBoi777 said: I understand that this is a philosophical contemplation of sorts, so I won't be offended it it gets moved to the P&R forum.
Well, sometimes these threads transcend their original intent. Just sayin' | |
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