lollyp0p said:

Heya it's me (too many replies today ). I'd feel pretty embarrassed explaining it to you really.

Oh fuckit. You said, "alot of embarrising things passing my lips", then I said, "A ruler normally prevents this from happening", and in doing so I took the word 'lips' to have a double meaning and further insinuated that the dimension of 'length' would be cause for embarrassment for the 'thing' that would pass them, by suggesting that the use of a ruler would prevent any unnecessary humiliation.

So there!

Taureau said:

I missed it. I doubt it'll ever be repeated again.

I was around at a friend's house watching Big Brother and they kept topping up my drink to the point at which I'd unknowingly drank a 75cl bottle of gin.