Who would win & why?

Something's gone bad. I haven't stopped farting since 5 days ago.
I think it was after I ate the last piece of a 4 days old pizza.

Women passing gas repulses me. I don't find much that is more disgusting. I think it's cuz their "rectum" is so close to their "vagina," but I could be wrong. A dude friend could let one rip for days and I would laugh, if a female lets a tiny poot out, I'm out of the building. Qweefs however, are quite amusing, usually cuz the female is so embarrased about it, I can't help but laugh

Female farts are ten times more lethal than male farts.

That is becuase the average male farts about 16 to 26 times a day.

A female will normally try holding her farts in until that embarassing moment when it slips out if she sneezes, or laughing too hard at the dinner table, or jumping up and down on a trampoline. The results are always haenous.

Just sayin'

I have never heard women step on a duck as loud as men.

I don't fart


I don't sweat either.....I glisten

Smooches;)

OMG, there are tons of websites completely devoted to farts.

eewwwww.

senik said:

Imagine if Nicole Kidman did more than piss in Eyes Wide Shut...EEEEEWWWWW!!!!!

That little pee wipe she did though kinda turned me on...not that I'm into
watersports, cuz I'M NOT!

BobGeorge909 said:

I would publically like to completely disassociate myself from BoyGeorge909 and his lewd comments







(pssst! [<---- obvious pun intended], OrgNote me later )

Women don't fart!!!!













they pass gas

Yes, I think it is hideous when a guy farts, cause you know the gas outlet is fairly close to the scrotum and I always get this mental image of it flapping in the breeze and it makes me go "eew!!" and run out of the room.

Just curious, while on the topic, what is a Dutch oven called in Holland?

charlottegelin said:

Wonderful question. I'm sure they don't call it "Home".

I would love to hear rhonda smith Fart dont know why but i just do

MPLSRAINBOW said:

Talk about a brown note...ha ha ha ha...

speaking of Farts have u ever seen the comercial on the nickelodeon about it's alright to fart

MPLSRAINBOW said:

No...


What happens?

I love to hear pussy farts

Heavenly said:

no...they poot!

I bet candy dulfer gives goos duch ovens

MPLSRAINBOW said:

AsianBoi777 said:

Lethal?

luv4u said:

Yes lethal.
Think about it!
Have U ever some type of food in your car and after hours (or even days) you start noticing that horrible smell inside your car?

That's just like women and farts. They keep that smell inside forever and when it finally erupts (and don't lie ladies--it's an eruption), the result is otherworldly in the most aweful outerworldly semse of the word.

Once in a while, roll down them windows, and let one loose--do it for your men.

charlottegelin said:

MPLSRAINBOW said:

I haven't seen that commercial yet, but my brother did. He loved it, thought it was funny. I guess the commercial explains that "farting is normal", and explains how gas is produced in the body.