Ralph returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has
told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, Ralph
asks his wife for sex.

Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.

About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and
says, "Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please
do it one more time?" Of course, the wife agrees and they do it
again.

Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and
realizes he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder
and asks, "Honey, please... just one more time before I die ?" She
says, "Of course, dear." And they make love for the third time.

After this session, the wife rolls over & falls asleep.

Ralph, however, worried about his impending death, tosses & turns until
he's down to 4 more hours.

He taps his wife, who rouses. Honey, I have only 4 more hours, do you
think we could.....?
At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen Ralph, I have to get
up in the morning... You don't."

Last night I dreamt about a very weird aparatus that was
launching arrows from a sort of horse-drawn cart.

I tried to stop the arrows from being shot but the machine
turned from a wooden device into a living form and back
again so that it was quite impossible to interfere with it's
actions since I couldn't get my bearings on it.

Then, ultimately, it shot another thick wooden arrow and hit
an enormous white eagle. which fell down onto the cart, dead
and painted in blood.

Someone or something jumped onto the cart and started to
lament the eagle crying "oh no, a very rare white eagle,
shot, how horrible".


I'm jacking your thread I know, but what does that mean?

Any ideas?



thanx!

IstenSzek said:

I really hope this is a joke because I don't care much for dreams

edit: ok maybe you saw Alexandre recently? It featured a poignant eagle in that. And some chariots and arrows and stuff.
[Edited 1/24/05 3:41am]

Janfriend said:

Taureau said:

Well, my question was for Janfriend really, since JF knows a whole lot
about dreams and symbolic interpretations etc.

And I haven't seen Alexander yet. I wanted to go though but then
I got rear-ended by some fucker and had to spend the afternoon in the
carshop filling out insurance forms.

IstenSzek said:

Ah ok! Maybe, just maybe, it's prophetic and you're literally gonna find yourself amidst some cyber-gladitorial battle, involving chariots that are powered and armed by cyborgs, and the battle will end with some massive bird falling from the sky, thus killing everyone
Sure, you'll go '', but you'll also go ''

Taureau said:

after that I shall be king of the world. the first thing I will do,
coming into this new power, shall be to open up Prince's vault and
release a 25 disc box set of exquisitely mastered outtakes in their
original format, curses included.

then I'll have a ly down and contemplate further actions.

Credit for this joke, as I heard it comes from the movie "Big Fish"

"One night as a young man I had a dream that my father was going to die the next day.

It disturbed me so much that I called out for my father. He came to me in my room and I told him about the dream.

Now, he reassured me that it was just a dream, but because I had, had premonitions before, I could tell he was a little worried.

He went to work the next day assuring me that everything would be fine, but when he came home that night I could tell it had affected his whole day. Like he was waiting for the end to come.

My mother greeted him at the door and asked him "How was your day?" My father replied, "Not good at all. I was nervous all day. How was your day?"

My mother replied, "Just awful! Why it started this morning when the milkman dropped dead on the front porch."

*(Please forgive the paraphrasing...I don't remember it word for word.)

IstenSzek said:

paint or draw your dream. It sounds complex, and perhaps by recapulating on it -- the meaning will reveal it's self.