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There's a black widow in my kitchen and none of the men I know can come over and get it for me.
Spiders are my big phobia... Advice? Encouraging words? Should I just spray it and hope it doesn't jump on me (poisonous spiders are aggressive) or get away and then come back angry and get me later? Heeeeelp!!! AsianBoi!!!!! | |
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DON'T BRING IT OVER HERE!!!!! 
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I think it's a common fear that spiders can jump (Damn that movie!) but I don't think they can...their bodies are too heavy. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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Well, I have found out they don't like boiling water poured on them. try that. | |
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smash it with a shoe ?
good luck | |
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AAAAAUGH I OPENED THE DOOR TO SPRAY IT AND IT WAS IN THE DOOR HINGE!!!! I SCREAMED AND SLAMMED THE DOOR AND RUBBED ALL OVER MYSELF TO MAKE SURE IT WASN'T ON ME AND I'M CHECKING IN THE MIRROR AND I DON'T SEE IT BUT OMG I'M JUST NEVER GOING IN THE KITCHEN EVER AGAIN EVER EVER EVER | |
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move to a new house! in a new town! | |
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If I lived near you, hun....I'd run as fast as I could in the opposite direction until you found someone else to kill it for ya.  | |
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Heavenly said: Well, I have found out they don't like boiling water poured on them. try that.
It was on the ceiling  | |
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superspaceboy said: I think it's a common fear that spiders can jump (Damn that movie!) but I don't think they can...their bodies are too heavy.
They can. I once spooked a spider and it jumped. | |
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Anxiety said: move to a new house! in a new town!
I think I might! | |
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sweetserene said: AAAAAUGH I OPENED THE DOOR TO SPRAY IT AND IT WAS IN THE DOOR HINGE!!!! I SCREAMED AND SLAMMED THE DOOR AND RUBBED ALL OVER MYSELF TO MAKE SURE IT WASN'T ON ME AND I'M CHECKING IN THE MIRROR AND I DON'T SEE IT BUT OMG I'M JUST NEVER GOING IN THE KITCHEN EVER AGAIN EVER EVER EVER
Run!!!!! | |
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It ran under the covers in your bed. | |
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Byron said: If I lived near you, hun....I'd run as fast as I could in the opposite direction until you found someone else to kill it for ya.
I'd laugh if I weren't so scared | |
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sweetserene said: Heavenly said: Well, I have found out they don't like boiling water poured on them. try that.
It was on the ceiling Spray it!!! | |
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MrJoker said: It ran under the covers in your bed.
Nooooo omg don't say that!! | |
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sweetserene said: MrJoker said: It ran under the covers in your bed.
Nooooo omg don't say that!!  | |
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sweetserene said: MrJoker said: It ran under the covers in your bed.
Nooooo omg don't say that!! Don't worry, I hear they only go for blondes  | |
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Heavenly said: sweetserene said: It was on the ceiling Spray it!!! It's in the door hinge now or was a minute ago. I'm not opening the door, I'll tell you that! | |
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Heavenly said: sweetserene said: Nooooo omg don't say that!! Don't worry, I hear they only go for blondes  | |
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sweetserene said: Heavenly said: Spray it!!! It's in the door hinge now or was a minute ago. I'm not opening the door, I'll tell you that!CRUSH IT IN THE DOOR!!!!! | |
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Throw the largest shoe at it from a distance (make the aim good)... then duck!  Yes that is what I have done in the past. You don't want little babies hatching into the millions, all black widows are female.
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I can feel it all over me I'm rubbing all inside my shirt and under my bra straps I look crazy | |
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althom said: sweetserene said: It's in the door hinge now or was a minute ago. I'm not opening the door, I'll tell you that!CRUSH IT IN THE DOOR!!!!! I might have when I slammed it but I'm not going to check! | |
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sweetserene said: I can feel it all over me I'm rubbing all inside my shirt and under my bra straps I look crazy
Sexy!!  | |
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Freespirit said: Throw the largest shoe at it from a distance (make the aim good)... then duck!
Yes that is what I have done in the past. You don't want little babies hatching into the millions, all black widows are female.
I'd have to open the door to the kitchen to get to it and it's in the kitchen door hinge so I'm screwed. | |
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Oh, be a man and just smush it with yer thumb... | |
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sweetserene said: Freespirit said: Throw the largest shoe at it from a distance (make the aim good)... then duck!
Yes that is what I have done in the past. You don't want little babies hatching into the millions, all black widows are female.
I'd have to open the door to the kitchen to get to it and it's in the kitchen door hinge so I'm screwed. Millions, Trillions... Zillions... babies... | |
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sweetserene said: AAAAAUGH I OPENED THE DOOR TO SPRAY IT AND IT WAS IN THE DOOR HINGE!!!! I SCREAMED AND SLAMMED THE DOOR AND RUBBED ALL OVER MYSELF TO MAKE SURE IT WASN'T ON ME AND I'M CHECKING IN THE MIRROR AND I DON'T SEE IT BUT OMG I'M JUST NEVER GOING IN THE KITCHEN EVER AGAIN EVER EVER EVER
Not going in the kitchen ever again? that sounds like you can register a new patent for dieting | |
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Black widows are deadly! | |
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