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MsSmartypants

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60 things a woman should do!

1. Date a younger man.

2. Allow your chewy, salty heart to be marinated in the tender juices of a younger man’s obsession.

3. Ride a train through Europe (better yet, the Orient Express)

4. Say grace to the Goddess

5. Vote from lust.

6. Tell Richard Simmons to just shut up and sit down

7. Run for office, win and then resign in a grand gesture of moral indigestion.

8. Sing to a child.

9.Sing to a dying parent.

10. Buy a really expensive, well-made pair of boots.

11. Go a month without shaving your legs.

12. Write your own erotica.

13. Audition for local theater.

14. Get published.

15. Teach someone, besides a child, to read.

16. Don’t think one judgmental thought for a day. Okay, an hour.

17. Learn a few choice phrases in French or Russian to use when flirting or angry.

18. Ride a motorcycle alone across the Nevada desert.

19. Stay in a convent for a week.

20. Wear a fedora in public.

21. Be someone’s fairy godmother.

22. Flirt with a stewardess just for the hell of it.

23. Serve something flambé.

24. Learn to belly dance and integrate it into your lovemaking.

25. Play the sax or cello or learn at least one aria or gospel song.

26. Interview three plastic surgeons and tell them why your body’s flaws are precious to you.

27. Refuse to settle down.

28. Tell only the truth to a child.

29. Whisper your darkest secrets to a beloved tree.

30. Let someone make love to you in a fragrant field of sweetgrass at dusk in late summer.

31. Rent a luxury hotel room for a night alone.

32. Adopt a hairstyle you know everyone will hate but you like anyway.

33. Make friends with silence and solitude without having to get sick first.

34. Write a love letter that you know has the power to change someone’s life.

35. Accept your luminous, inimitable talents.

36. Cry in the rain.

37. Smuggle good scotch to your (or someone’s) dad in the nursing home.

38. Start a food fight.

39. Practice telepathy with your cat.

40. Have a nude portrait of yourself done by a sensitive female photographer.

41. Go gray for a month.

42. Dance under a full moon with a bunch of cackling women.

43. Read a book on astrophysics or molecular biology from cover to cover.

44. Realize you are not your body.

45. Make a list of all your female ancestors and mentors and make an altar in their honor.

46. Be the boss of someone who is bigger and has a deeper voice than you.

47. Rent a tuxedo.

48. Do Stevie Nicks on karaoke – sober.

49. Read James Joyce to telemarketers.

50. Stick your nose where it doesn’t belong to stop child or animal abuse.

51. Eschew a job for a career.

52. Eschew a career for a life.

53. Buy yourself one significant piece of original art.

54. Kiss a girl.

55. Lead a protest or commit an act of civil disobedience.

56. Forgive the unforgivable.

57. Drop cable to spend the money on a $50 bottle of champagne once a month.

58. Abandon self-doubt.

59. Embrace change.

60. Give birth to your heart’s deepest desire and develop post-natal amnesia about the pain so you can do it again and again..

And discuss! razz
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Reply #1 posted 01/20/05 5:12pm

BabyGirl

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I got 29 covered biggrin
I'm feelin kind of n-a-s-t-y
I might just take you home with me
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Reply #2 posted 01/20/05 5:16pm

Dewrede

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This sounds like Sex In The City Talk without the naughty things hmph!
bored
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Reply #3 posted 01/20/05 6:31pm

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1. Date a younger man.
hmmm

2. Allow your chewy, salty heart to be marinated in the tender juices of a younger man’s obsession.
nod

3. Ride a train through Europe (better yet, the Orient Express)
done!

4. Say grace to the Goddess
confuse

5. Vote from lust.
disbelief

6. Tell Richard Simmons to just shut up and sit down
hmph!

7. Run for office, win and then resign in a grand gesture of moral indigestion. no way, I'd take the office.
lol

8. Sing to a child.
done!

9.Sing to a dying parent.
sad

10. Buy a really expensive, well-made pair of boots.
done!

11. Go a month without shaving your legs. done!
redface

12. Write your own erotica.
done. redface

13. Audition for local theater.
hmmm

14. Get published.
working on it

15. Teach someone, besides a child, to read.
hmmm

16. Don’t think one judgmental thought for a day. Okay, an hour.
that's pretty easy

17. Learn a few choice phrases in French or Russian to use when flirting or angry.
done!

18. Ride a motorcycle alone across the Nevada desert.
hmmm

19. Stay in a convent for a week.
no thanks!

20. Wear a fedora in public.
i think maybe I've done that...

21. Be someone’s fairy godmother.
I was a fairy gothmother once, does that count?

22. Flirt with a stewardess just for the hell of it.
giggle

23. Serve something flambé.
do flaming shots count?

24. Learn to belly dance and integrate it into your lovemaking.
I was gonna take belly dancing lessons! I don't remember why I didn't persue it further...

25. Play the sax or cello or learn at least one aria or gospel song.
I've sung 2 different parts of Handel's Messiah in public, I think that counts.

26. Interview three plastic surgeons and tell them why your body’s flaws are precious to you.
ooh... smile

27. Refuse to settle down.
done!

28. Tell only the truth to a child.
done!

29. Whisper your darkest secrets to a beloved tree.
hmmm

30. Let someone make love to you in a fragrant field of sweetgrass at dusk in late summer.
mushy

31. Rent a luxury hotel room for a night alone.
done!

32. Adopt a hairstyle you know everyone will hate but you like anyway.
done!

33. Make friends with silence and solitude without having to get sick first.
done!

34. Write a love letter that you know has the power to change someone’s life.
hmmm

35. Accept your luminous, inimitable talents.
working on that one

36. Cry in the rain.
done!

37. Smuggle good scotch to your (or someone’s) dad in the nursing home.
biggrin

38. Start a food fight.
done!

39. Practice telepathy with your cat.
done!

40. Have a nude portrait of yourself done by a sensitive female photographer.
redface

41. Go gray for a month.
not yet, but I plan on it

42. Dance under a full moon with a bunch of cackling women.
done giggle

43. Read a book on astrophysics or molecular biology from cover to cover.
yawn

44. Realize you are not your body.
working on it

45. Make a list of all your female ancestors and mentors and make an altar in their honor.
no room in my studio apartment

46. Be the boss of someone who is bigger and has a deeper voice than you.
done!

47. Rent a tuxedo.
hmmm

48. Do Stevie Nicks on karaoke – sober.
no sober karaoke for me, thanks.

49. Read James Joyce to telemarketers.
giggle

50. Stick your nose where it doesn’t belong to stop child or animal abuse.
hmmm

51. Eschew a job for a career.
working on it

52. Eschew a career for a life.
i like my life already. smile

53. Buy yourself one significant piece of original art.
done!

54. Kiss a girl.
done. redface

55. Lead a protest or commit an act of civil disobedience.
done!

56. Forgive the unforgivable.
that's a tough one

57. Drop cable to spend the money on a $50 bottle of champagne once a month.
i already don't have cable so I can keep myself in expensive flavored vodkas, does that count?

58. Abandon self-doubt.
that's a tough one too

59. Embrace change.
always!

60. Give birth to your heart’s deepest desire and develop post-natal amnesia about the pain so you can do it again and again..
not for me, thanks.
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Reply #4 posted 01/20/05 7:15pm

althom

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CarrieMpls said:

12. Write your own erotica.
done. redface

Was it about us? batting eyes
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Reply #5 posted 01/20/05 7:23pm

CarrieMpls

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althom said:

CarrieMpls said:

12. Write your own erotica.
done. redface

Was it about us? batting eyes


mad
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Reply #6 posted 01/20/05 7:26pm

althom

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CarrieMpls said:

althom said:


Was it about us? batting eyes


mad

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Reply #7 posted 01/20/05 7:27pm

CarrieMpls

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althom said:

CarrieMpls said:



mad



giggle
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Reply #8 posted 01/20/05 8:09pm

Pearle

althom said:

CarrieMpls said:



mad




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Reply #9 posted 01/20/05 9:08pm

grandebelle

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I LIKE THEM ALL....Hope theres enough time...
May the BELLS ring 4 U even when ur not in love. hug kisses
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Reply #10 posted 01/20/05 9:31pm

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althom said:

CarrieMpls said:

12. Write your own erotica.
done. redface

Was it about us? batting eyes

Org porn!



horny
"A Watcher scoffs at gravity!"
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Reply #11 posted 01/20/05 9:34pm

meow85

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26. Interview three plastic surgeons and tell them why your body’s flaws are precious to you.


Haven't doen it, but this is fucking brilliant!
"A Watcher scoffs at gravity!"
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Reply #12 posted 01/20/05 9:36pm

SnowQueen

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Reply #13 posted 01/21/05 6:58am

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MsSmartypants said:



1. Date a younger man.
Done & Done

2. Allow your chewy, salty heart to be marinated in the tender juices of a younger man’s obsession.
Done

3. Ride a train through Europe (better yet, the Orient Express)
Done (Europe not the OE)

4. Say grace to the Goddess.
pray

5. Vote from lust.
hmmm

6. Tell Richard Simmons to just shut up and sit down.
But he makes me laugh!!

7. Run for office, win and then resign in a grand gesture of moral indigestion. Not today...

8. Sing to a child.
Do it often but they always tell me to stop????

9.Sing to a dying parent.
sad

10. Buy a really expensive, well-made pair of boots.
Done x 5

11. Go a month without shaving your legs.
Done

12. Write your own erotica.
As he entered the room she felt his.....

13. Audition for local theater.
Maybe later

14. Get published.
Done

15. Teach someone, besides a child, to read.
On the to do list

16. Don’t think one judgmental thought for a day. Okay, an hour.
... starting from now....

17. Learn a few choice phrases in French or Russian to use when flirting or angry.
Does Italian count?

18. Ride a motorcycle alone across the Nevada desert.
Can I just ride my bike to the local store?

19. Stay in a convent for a week.
Pass

20. Wear a fedora in public.
Not quite sure what that is but sure why not

21. Be someone’s fairy godmother.
Done

22. Flirt with a stewardess just for the hell of it.
Flying off soon might try it

23. Serve something flambé.
Does burnt toast count?

24. Learn to belly dance and integrate it into your lovemaking.
Done

25. Play the sax or cello or learn at least one aria or gospel song.

26. Interview three plastic surgeons and tell them why your body’s flaws are precious to you.
But they may convince me otherwise (Im easily swayed confused )

27. Refuse to settle down.
Done

28. Tell only the truth to a child.
Always

29. Whisper your darkest secrets to a beloved tree.
eek

30. Let someone make love to you in a fragrant field of sweetgrass at dusk in late summer.
Thats beautiful

31. Rent a luxury hotel room for a night alone.
Done

32. Adopt a hairstyle you know everyone will hate but you like anyway.
Done

33. Make friends with silence and solitude without having to get sick first.
Done

34. Write a love letter that you know has the power to change someone’s life.
innocent


35. Accept your luminous, inimitable talents.
Working on it

36. Cry in the rain.
Done

37. Smuggle good scotch to your (or someone’s) dad in the nursing home. Smuggled chocolate mud cake to my gran we shared it and had the greatest giggles like two little kids

38. Start a food fight.
Done

39. Practice telepathy with your cat.
My dog wont let me

40. Have a nude portrait of yourself done by a sensitive female photographer. But Im so shy wink

41. Go gray for a month.
Too young for that just yet

42. Dance under a full moon with a bunch of cackling women.
Ummm... No

43. Read a book on astrophysics or molecular biology from cover to cover.
Id rather poke myself in the eye with a toothpick!

44. Realize you are not your body.
But we get along so well together. nod

45. Make a list of all your female ancestors and mentors and make an altar in their honor.
Mantle is covered with pics cool

46. Be the boss of someone who is bigger and has a deeper voice than you.
Done

47. Rent a tuxedo.
But they make me look so boxy

48. Do Stevie Nicks on karaoke – sober.
no no no!

49. Read James Joyce to telemarketers.
lol

50. Stick your nose where it doesn’t belong to stop child or animal abuse.
Done

51. Eschew a job for a career.
Done

52. Eschew a career for a life.
Done woot!

53. Buy yourself one significant piece of original art.
Done smile

54. Kiss a girl.
Done wink

55. Lead a protest or commit an act of civil disobedience.
Done

56. Forgive the unforgivable.
Done

57. Drop cable to spend the money on a $50 bottle of champagne once a month.
I dont have cable.

58. Abandon self-doubt.
Thats kinda hard but Iam working on it

59. Embrace change.
woot!

60. Give birth to your heart’s deepest desire and develop post-natal amnesia about the pain so you can do it again and again..
Let me think about it

And discuss! razz
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