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Printablelollyp0p said: RocknRollDave said: Not in the slightest. Why do you want me to stop breathing?  so you will stop being a twat of course 
what have you done for me lately   That would be telling | |
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RocknRollisalive said: lollyp0p said: so you will stop being a twat of course
what have you done for me lately That would be telling 
i need to ask a question and seeming as you forgot I'm going to.... who knows where i can get a Tom Waits song about a drunk piano or maybe it's called my piano has been drinking  | |
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lollyp0p said: RocknRollisalive said: That would be telling
i need to ask a question and seeming as you forgot I'm going to.... who knows where i can get a Tom Waits song about a drunk piano or maybe it's called my piano has been drinking All good record shops, and of course, some rubbish ones | |
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RocknRollisalive said: lollyp0p said:
i need to ask a question and seeming as you forgot I'm going to.... who knows where i can get a Tom Waits song about a drunk piano or maybe it's called my piano has been drinking All good record shops, and of course, some rubbish ones but whats it on? don't say a cd, i got bored looking through cd's for one single song don't you know what cd it's on? | |
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lollyp0p said: RocknRollisalive said: All good record shops, and of course, some rubbish ones but whats it on? don't say a cd, i got bored looking through cd's for one single song don't you know what cd it's on?Try this: http://www.amazon.co.uk/e...42-6016629 | |
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RocknRollisalive said: lollyp0p said: but whats it on? don't say a cd, i got bored looking through cd's for one single song don't you know what cd it's on?Try this: http://www.amazon.co.uk/e...42-6016629  thanks 
it makes me giggle | |
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What did you have for breakfast | |
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ella731 said: What did you have for breakfast
I can't remember.... 
What did you have for breakfast? | |
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ella731 said: What did you have for breakfast
I had coffee and rye-bread with cheese and ham Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like bananas | |
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RocknRollisalive said: ella731 said: What did you have for breakfast
I can't remember....
What did you have for breakfast? a piece of toast 
what color are your socks? | |
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Which one do you like more: Chocolate or vanilla in icecream? Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like bananas | |
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ella731 said: RocknRollisalive said: I can't remember....
What did you have for breakfast? a piece of toast
what color are your socks? I can't remember....
What colour is your hair/underwear* * delete as applicable | |
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RocknRollisalive said: ella731 said: a piece of toast
what color are your socks? I can't remember....
What colour is your hair/underwear* * delete as applicable dark browm 
what size shoe do you wear? | |
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ella731 said: RocknRollisalive said: I can't remember....
What colour is your hair/underwear* * delete as applicable I'm not wearing any
what size shoe do you wear? 
Size 10 UK What are you doing this evening? | |
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RocknRollisalive said: ella731 said: I'm not wearing any
what size shoe do you wear?
Size 10 UK What are you doing this evening? Going to see a band play, they play the washtubs! 
whens the last time you actually did some work? | |
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ella731 said: RocknRollisalive said:
Size 10 UK What are you doing this evening? Going to see a band play, they play the washtubs!
whens the last time you actually did some work? Guess what... I can't remember
Does anyone really want me to ask the next question? | |
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RocknRollisalive said: ella731 said: Going to see a band play, they play the washtubs!
whens the last time you actually did some work? Guess what... I can't remember
Does anyone really want me to ask the next question? NO!
where is Dave?  | |
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ella731 said: RocknRollisalive said: Guess what... I can't remember
Does anyone really want me to ask the next question? NO!
where is Dave? He was just here 1 minute ago.... he made me coffee  
Do you like coffee? | |
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RocknRollisalive said: ella731 said: NO!
where is Dave? He was just here 1 minute ago.... he made me coffee
Do you like coffee? no why are pigeons so dirty? | |
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ella731 said: RocknRollisalive said: He was just here 1 minute ago.... he made me coffee
Do you like coffee? no why are pigeons so dirty? Too much porn and phone sex 
Why does Dave like porn? | |
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ella731 said: RocknRollisalive said: He was just here 1 minute ago.... he made me coffee
Do you like coffee? no why are pigeons so dirty? They were exposed to porn at an early age What is your excuse? | |
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RocknRollDave said: ella731 said: no why are pigeons so dirty? They were exposed to porn at an early age What is your excuse? Scrub that question: Why is Simon reading my mind, the scarey mind-control-psychic-wonder? | |
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RocknRollDave said: ella731 said: no why are pigeons so dirty? They were exposed to porn at an early age What is your excuse? I learned it from you! Have you done anything fun lately? | |
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RocknRollDave said: RocknRollDave said: They were exposed to porn at an early age What is your excuse? Scrub that question: Why is Simon reading my mind, the scarey mind-control-psychic-wonder? HE is not reading your mind, you guys are one in the same
why do newkie browns have such a great flavor? | |
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ella731 said: RocknRollDave said: Scrub that question: Why is Simon reading my mind, the scarey mind-control-psychic-wonder? HE is not reading your mind, you guys are one in the same
why do newkie browns have such a great flavor?
what are newkie brownies? | |
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ella731 said: RocknRollDave said: Scrub that question: Why is Simon reading my mind, the scarey mind-control-psychic-wonder? HE is not reading your mind, you guys are one in the same
why do newkie browns have such a great flavor? To distract from the fact that it is the same colour as the river that runs through its home town. Who is your worst enemy? | |
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lollyp0p said: ella731 said: HE is not reading your mind, you guys are one in the same
why do newkie browns have such a great flavor?
what are newkie brownies? Newcastle Brown Ale..Really, I am disappointed in you not knowing that  | |
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RocknRollDave said: ella731 said: HE is not reading your mind, you guys are one in the same
why do newkie browns have such a great flavor? To distract from the fact that it is the same colour as the river that runs through its home town. Who is your worst enemy? my mother!
why is the river so brown? | |
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RocknRollDave said: lollyp0p said:
what are newkie brownies? Newcastle Brown Ale..Really, I am disappointed in you not knowing that silly girl I bet she thought it was a boy band | |
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ella731 said: RocknRollDave said: Newcastle Brown Ale..Really, I am disappointed in you not knowing that silly girl I bet she thought it was a boy band I heard her praying  | |
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