but not on this site.


Poem:-

Penis. I have a love/hate. Penis, y won't u wait. Penis, Iam not home yet. Damn, she noticed. The end

Write a short poem about ur penis.....or vagina!


I would love to hear it.

thesexofit said:

ok hang on a sec

I think that Monty Python wrote the definitive work on the subject of the penis...

"Penis Song"

"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis.
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong.
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick.
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake.
Your piece-of-pork,
Your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back."


I also recommend the film "The Puppetry of the Penis" for those who haven't seen it. And I thought I could contort MY body...sheeesh.

Dong, dong, you belong to John (that's me)
You've travelled so far and so wide and so long
Three times around the world while
Still connected to me
I've got the biggest cock anyone's ever seen.

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MrDespuez said:

Good poem. It rhymes too. I like it!


So u old then? Or u just done loads of travelling?

The last line maybe the best line ever!

ok this is for the guy who's great in bed but has a sucky personality:

penis dear, you are my friend
you make me laugh and sigh

you are divine, so simply fine
alas! you're stuck to that guy

leave him now, he's fast asleep
we'll slip away 'fore dawn

pack your raincoat! bring your bags
we'll play rocket all night long

thesexofit said:

Ah, I think you missed the point my friend. If you read it again, you will see that it proclaims that my big dick is long enough to wrap around the entire world, many times. as i've travelled around the globe, it's size and width has increased and managed to wrap itself around the whole planet, many times.

This is true, yes.



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[Edited 1/21/05 16:59pm]

XxAxX said:

fantastic

Case said:

I have a huge Python addiction.