thesexofit said: Thing is, with wanking, is that to have a good orgasm it takes time, yet I don't have hours of free time 4 wanking. Doing it in 5 mins is pointless.....
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FunkMistress said: thesexofit said: Thing is, with wanking, is that to have a good orgasm it takes time, yet I don't have hours of free time 4 wanking. Doing it in 5 mins is pointless.....
Why does it take you hours to masturbate? Better orgasm.....plus very good preactise 4 my girl. Of course, i could just spit one out just before sex so I'd last ages, but I like to train my muscle. Infact thats the only muscle worth training. | |
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glamslamkid said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: We're jackin' this thread and I don't care!! Okay first I have to say that I'm laughing my ass off. I understand the "good" crotch smell. The whole rimming thing, MY SPECIALTY. One guy told me that he tried to eat someone out and it's smelled like Onions. Ugh All I have to say is BABY WIPES. There's that fine line with booty though. You don't want it to smell like it just got washed, disinfected, dried and repeated 3 times but you don't want the smell to go to your mommas house and slap her in the face. MMmkaaay. Okay, I'm officially horny.... Miguel We jack all the damn threads...oh i do the whole baby thing. i scrub the FUCK outta my ass. Then I use a baby wipe, and then slap some baby lotion up in there. Keeps my shit fresh. My hag tried to argue with me saying that everybody's asshole stinks all the time. Bitch Please. I keep my shit fresh. yeah boy! It's like that huh. We should probably work on our shit-not-stinking next. Mkay. We should probably share our knowledge about anal sex to our heterosexual ladies in the house. Girl, if you ate 4-5 hours ago, please don't plan on having anal sex. Your partner will thank you. You don't want to "paint" him or get "corn on the knob". My work here is done.... Go on Sistah Glam. ( my new sis ) Miguel MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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thesexofit said: Better orgasm.....plus very good preactise 4 my girl. Of course, i could just spit one out just before sex so I'd last ages, but I like to train my muscle. Infact thats the only muscle worth training. So you're out of shape and flabby, with a very strong dick which you use to pound your woman for hours on end? Lucky girl. Just kidding...kind of. The Normal Whores Club | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: glamslamkid said: We jack all the damn threads...oh i do the whole baby thing. i scrub the FUCK outta my ass. Then I use a baby wipe, and then slap some baby lotion up in there. Keeps my shit fresh. My hag tried to argue with me saying that everybody's asshole stinks all the time. Bitch Please. I keep my shit fresh. yeah boy! It's like that huh. We should probably work on our shit-not-stinking next. Mkay. We should probably share our knowledge about anal sex to our heterosexual ladies in the house. Girl, if you ate 4-5 hours ago, please don't plan on having anal sex. Your partner will thank you. You don't want to "paint" him or get "corn on the knob". My work here is done.... Go on Sistah Glam. ( my new sis ) Miguel Some days i don't eat. But if i happen to shit, i scrub my ass so damn hard. I got the freshness on lock. I can take a shit and my ass STILL won't stink. WHAT!?! GlamSlamKid...The resident clown on Prince.orgy
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glamslamkid said: WHOA. I'm glad i was born circumcised. I couldn't deal with all that damn skin. I was with one guy who wasn't cut and his shit looked like an elephant trunk and i didn't know whether to suck it or throw peanuts at it. No one was born that way! And who says foreskin is disgusting that says Nature is disgusting too! [Edited 1/21/05 11:59am] | |
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FunkMistress said: thesexofit said: Better orgasm.....plus very good preactise 4 my girl. Of course, i could just spit one out just before sex so I'd last ages, but I like to train my muscle. Infact thats the only muscle worth training. So you're out of shape and flabby, with a very strong dick which you use to pound your woman for hours on end? Lucky girl. Just kidding...kind of. Nah, i'm pretty average build, not fat at all. But u may of inspired some fat people who r trying to lose weight just to concentrate on their wanking to last all night during sex. I never toss off just before sex.....my girl can get an orgasm quite quickly. But still, it's nice to practise..... | |
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thesexofit said: Nah, i'm pretty average build, not fat at all. But u may of inspired some fat people who r trying to lose weight just to concentrate on their wanking to last all night during sex. I never toss off just before sex.....my girl can get an orgasm quite quickly. But still, it's nice to practise..... Who says romance is dead? | |
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subhuman09 said: thesexofit said: Nah, i'm pretty average build, not fat at all. But u may of inspired some fat people who r trying to lose weight just to concentrate on their wanking to last all night during sex. I never toss off just before sex.....my girl can get an orgasm quite quickly. But still, it's nice to practise..... Who says romance is dead? For real. The Normal Whores Club | |
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subhuman09 said: thesexofit said: Nah, i'm pretty average build, not fat at all. But u may of inspired some fat people who r trying to lose weight just to concentrate on their wanking to last all night during sex. I never toss off just before sex.....my girl can get an orgasm quite quickly. But still, it's nice to practise..... Who says romance is dead? Liza does! After every divorce! | |
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Lodger said: glamslamkid said: WHOA. I'm glad i was born circumcised. I couldn't deal with all that damn skin. I was with one guy who wasn't cut and his shit looked like an elephant trunk and i didn't know whether to suck it or throw peanuts at it. No one was born that way! And who says foreskin is disgusting that says Nature is disgusting too! [Edited 1/21/05 11:59am] Interestingly enough, I know a man who was born in Germany (where circumcision was/is less common than it is here, ), whos mother SWEARS she didn't have him circumcised (), who doesn't have any line/scar where it would have been done, and who doesn't have a foreskin. I mean, he has enough skin to have some movement, sort of like a well-done circumcision, but. . .if you didn't know better, you'd think he was cut. Interesting, eh? Best of both fucking worlds right there. For the record, I'm bi and that doesn't make masturbation any better for me. I would not find me attractive if I were somebody else, so it sorta makes sense. | |
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Lodger said: glamslamkid said: WHOA. I'm glad i was born circumcised. I couldn't deal with all that damn skin. I was with one guy who wasn't cut and his shit looked like an elephant trunk and i didn't know whether to suck it or throw peanuts at it. No one was born that way! And who says foreskin is disgusting that says Nature is disgusting too! [Edited 1/21/05 11:59am] Of course I was. Well, foreskin is just fucking nasty to me. Do you know what "smegma" is? I don't want anything to do with that shit. GlamSlamKid...The resident clown on Prince.orgy
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FunkMistress said: Oh, and for the record, I totally masturbate to myself.
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glamslamkid said: Lodger said: No one was born that way! And who says foreskin is disgusting that says Nature is disgusting too! [Edited 1/21/05 11:59am] Of course I was. Well, foreskin is just fucking nasty to me. Do you know what "smegma" is? I don't want anything to do with that shit. You know, I've been lucky to be with a couple of guys (no not at the same time.....well) that were uncircumcized but were very clean. It's usually only guys that are nasty pigs that don't take care of their shit, that have smegma. So don't discrim'nate against ANTEATERS. Miguel MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: glamslamkid said: Of course I was. Well, foreskin is just fucking nasty to me. Do you know what "smegma" is? I don't want anything to do with that shit. You know, I've been lucky to be with a couple of guys (no not at the same time.....well) that were uncircumcized but were very clean. It's usually only guys that are nasty pigs that don't take care of their shit, that have smegma. So don't discrim'nate against ANTEATERS. Miguel As long as a guy can retract his foreskin to clean himself, there is no reason for him to be icky. My uncut boy is just fine, thanks. | |
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tackam said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: You know, I've been lucky to be with a couple of guys (no not at the same time.....well) that were uncircumcized but were very clean. It's usually only guys that are nasty pigs that don't take care of their shit, that have smegma. So don't discrim'nate against ANTEATERS. Miguel As long as a guy can retract his foreskin to clean himself, there is no reason for him to be icky. My uncut boy is just fine, thanks. Yeah, we've been here before. Iam uncircumsized too. As i've said before, the reciever gets the choice of foreskin pulled back or not! Plus, as it has been said, it apparantly feels better uncut! My mum, when I used to live in USA, refused the doctor to get me cut. The doctor pressured her, but my Mum knew what she was doing. Doctors want money.....thats then end of it really hahahahhaha Hey Glamslamkid, u've picked some smelly stinky penis people thats all | |
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OMG, such a thread is sho' 'nuff to trive me insane!!!!! The fucking genius of it. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: OMG, such a thread is sho' 'nuff to trive me insane!!!!! The fucking genius of it. I love u.....but I lied | |
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Ex-Moderator | matt said: FunkMistress said: Oh, and for the record, I totally masturbate to myself.
Right? If I were her, I'd do that too. |
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Lodger said: glamslamkid said: WHOA. I'm glad i was born circumcised. I couldn't deal with all that damn skin. I was with one guy who wasn't cut and his shit looked like an elephant trunk and i didn't know whether to suck it or throw peanuts at it. No one was born that way! And who says foreskin is disgusting that says Nature is disgusting too! [Edited 1/21/05 11:59am] I totally agree. All this praise for the cut penis just comes from the scummy end of society, like porno images of cut cocks. stupid and barbaric. | |
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MrDespuez said: Lodger said: No one was born that way! And who says foreskin is disgusting that says Nature is disgusting too! [Edited 1/21/05 11:59am] I totally agree. All this praise for the cut penis just comes from the scummy end of society, like porno images of cut cocks. stupid and barbaric. Guys who are cut look mutilated. What's wrong with nature? "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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I don't know of any girls who like it uncut. Honestly. | |
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AsianBoi777 said: I don't know of any girls who like it uncut. Honestly. it depends where you live, mate. most australian girls are used to and prefer natural and all of my GFs have preferred it. | |
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Ex-Moderator | matt said: CarrieMpls said: Right? If I were her, I'd do that too. If I were you, I'd do it too. |
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mrdespues said: AsianBoi777 said: I don't know of any girls who like it uncut. Honestly. it depends where you live, mate. most australian girls are used to and prefer natural and all of my GFs have preferred it. It's wierd how the same organ can exhibit the different responses in different countries. Most U.S. girls find a "natural" penis very displeasing to look at. Is the porn in australia predominantly "natural" or cut? Also, why is it that everyone says "mate" but Americans? I've heard brittish, and Aussies say it. And I think Huey is danish and he says it. | |
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Ex-Moderator | AsianBoi777 said: mrdespues said: it depends where you live, mate. most australian girls are used to and prefer natural and all of my GFs have preferred it. It's wierd how the same organ can exhibit the different responses in different countries. Most U.S. girls find a "natural" penis very displeasing to look at. Is the porn in australia predominantly "natural" or cut? Also, why is it that everyone says "mate" but Americans? I've heard brittish, and Aussies say it. And I think Huey is danish and he says it. I don't think that's entirely true. How many women have you polled? |
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CarrieMpls said: AsianBoi777 said: It's wierd how the same organ can exhibit the different responses in different countries. Most U.S. girls find a "natural" penis very displeasing to look at. Is the porn in australia predominantly "natural" or cut? Also, why is it that everyone says "mate" but Americans? I've heard brittish, and Aussies say it. And I think Huey is danish and he says it. I don't think that's entirely true. How many women have you polled? I've been pretty slutty. | |
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