Here's woman's story...

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Puzzled but willing to try antying, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and
stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my brests. "How long will
this take?" I ask.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies. I stop "Do you
really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day
will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your bum, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again.

STUPID, STUPID MAN !!!

She should take it as a compliment- butt implants are very much sought after in Brazil!!!

How y'all doinz
[Edited 1/20/05 15:14pm]

Smooches;)

MsMisha319 said:

Precisely da sentiment I was hopin on sharinz!!

As stupid as this man is, I will gladly bow to him

"Petite missy"....