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Thread started 01/20/05 3:07pm

thesexofit

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Whats the combination?

.....to get laid if ur a bloke wanting a girl


Combination:-

1) smile to any girl, get her attention
2) say something plain like "hi, how are u" (that usually works)
3) Follow it up with "Hey, I like your top?"
4) then she'll say thanx and unless u insult her, u'll get laid.


The end
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Reply #1 posted 01/20/05 3:47pm

MsMisha319

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Yeah, sure... hmph!


Smooches;)
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Reply #2 posted 01/20/05 3:53pm

thesexofit

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MsMisha319 said:

Yeah, sure... hmph!


Smooches;)


U know, u girls have it alot easier then men do.

Combitnation 4 woman wanting to get laid by man:-


Girl ask "u wanna have sex with me"
man says "errrrr ok"

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Reply #3 posted 01/22/05 6:17pm

senik

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thesexofit said:

.....to get laid if ur a bloke wanting a girl


Combination:-

1) smile to any girl, get her attention
2) say something plain like "hi, how are u" (that usually works)
3) Follow it up with "Hey, I like your top?"
4) then she'll say thanx and unless u insult her, u'll get laid.


The end
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eek

What are ya man!? mad


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Reply #4 posted 01/22/05 6:28pm

ThreadCula

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thesexofit said:

.....to get laid if ur a bloke wanting a girl


Combination:-

1) smile to any girl, get her attention
2) say something plain like "hi, how are u" (that usually works)
3) Follow it up with "Hey, I like your top?"
4) then she'll say thanx and unless u insult her, u'll get laid.


The end
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Your recipe wont work on me. In recent years I've grown cold to strangers

Combination:-

1) smile at Threadcula, get her attention
Threadcula gives a half of smile
2) say something plain like "hi, how are u" (that usually works)
Threadcula answers: "Fine" then she walks away

lol
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Reply #5 posted 01/22/05 6:34pm

JasmineFire

maybe you should just go have a wank until your pick up skills get better.
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Reply #6 posted 01/23/05 12:20pm

JDINTERACTIVE

Go up to a girl with drink in hand and say...

'Can you hold this for me? I need to go for a shit'.
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Reply #7 posted 01/23/05 12:21pm

Mach

thesexofit said:



U know, u girls have it alot easier then men do.

Combitnation 4 woman wanting to get laid by man:-


Girl ask "u wanna have sex with me"
man says "errrrr ok"

The end.




woot!
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Reply #8 posted 01/23/05 12:35pm

XxAxX

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JasmineFire said:

maybe you should just go have a wank until your pick up skills get better.



sorry sexofit, but falloff
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Reply #9 posted 01/23/05 12:44pm

HowComeYouDont
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Go to the red light district! They won't say no!! confused
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Reply #10 posted 01/23/05 12:54pm

CarrieMpls

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JDINTERACTIVE said:

Go up to a girl with drink in hand and say...

'Can you hold this for me? I need to go for a shit'.


mushy



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Reply #11 posted 01/23/05 1:27pm

thesexofit

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XxAxX said:

JasmineFire said:

maybe you should just go have a wank until your pick up skills get better.



sorry sexofit, but falloff


Yea maybe, but honestly, the skags around my area (estate) it is like that really.....I got a girl but I admit I was not like that with her as I wanted more then sex.

I by no means pull everytime though.....
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Reply #12 posted 01/23/05 1:38pm

senik

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thesexofit said:


I by no means pull everytime though.....



You lying rotten sod you!

With your charms, which "skag" could resist lol



I just looked at your profile lad and it's foo'kin' hilarious falloff


thumbs up!


What are you then man? mad

Tell us! Who are ya? mad mad



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Reply #13 posted 01/24/05 5:29am

thesexofit

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senik said:

thesexofit said:


I by no means pull everytime though.....



You lying rotten sod you!

With your charms, which "skag" could resist lol



I just looked at your profile lad and it's foo'kin' hilarious falloff


thumbs up!


What are you then man? mad

Tell us! Who are ya? mad mad




? I can only be me.....err um

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Reply #14 posted 01/24/05 6:29am

XxAxX

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thesexofit said:



Yea maybe, but honestly, the skags around my area (estate) it is like that really.....I got a girl but I admit I was not like that with her as I wanted more then sex.

I by no means pull everytime though.....



well, for one thing calling nearby women 'skags' likely won't get you to first base, let alone home.

my advise is, if you simply want to get laid then do so, with a hooker.

if you want someone with an actual personality and the ability to converse with you on various topics before, during and after sex (provided you want to spend the time), then hang at a coffee shop and strike up a conversation with a likely looking lass there.

just my 2c
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